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I wanted to watch the original tonight. I was sure I owned this.

I looked and found it. VHS tape...

My teen was asking what is that thing. At least it gave me the chance to explain what we used before dvds.

I guess I will order the 1994 movie in DVD or Bluray. Anyone knows if the 4k version is decent?
 
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Gravel

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I'm surprised your teen knows what a DVD is.

I haven't even owned a DVD or Bluray player in at least a decade, but likely even longer.
 
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Rajaah

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Bald Brah said:
John wick is the fast and furious of action movies. Clichéd, stupid, repetitive, boring, senseless.

It's purpose built for the attention span of overmedicated adhd adderall addicted zoomers.

Go watch a 60s or 70s clint eastwood film and compare.
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John Wick is the great action series of our time.
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Dr.Retarded

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Dude, it's always great when you post something.

All I can think of is The Love Boat theme song, which is awesome. I don't really care what it is, but right on, buddy....no Homo

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Vuuxo

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This movie was fucking awful. I'd rather watch Madame Web. Fuck this movie...
 
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Rajaah

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Anybody have a good link to watch this for free? Watched the original the other day, still a great movie, kinda want to compare the two but don't want to spend money on it or have to sit in a theater.
 
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Rajaah said:
Anybody have a good link to watch this for free? Watched the original the other day, still a great movie, kinda want to compare the two but don't want to spend money on it or have to sit in a theater.
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Gonna be a hard watch if they really went from a teen love story to a Machine Gun Kelly/Megan Fox drug addled retardation as the plot.
 
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Gravel said:
I'm surprised your teen knows what a DVD is.

I haven't even owned a DVD or Bluray player in at least a decade, but likely even longer.
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We watched the lords of rings extended on thoses. It's funny because you have to swap the disk mid movie.
 
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Vuuxo

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Already out on streaming. I don't think I've ever seen a movie hit platforms so fast. Except...maybe Borderlands.
 
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Rajaah said:
Anybody have a good link to watch this for free? Watched the original the other day, still a great movie, kinda want to compare the two but don't want to spend money on it or have to sit in a theater.
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just google m4uhd and the search function works good
 
Bald Brah

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Tried to watch it. Who's idea was it to cast an ugly fetal alcohol looking black chick as the love interest?
 
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Bald Brah said:
Tried to watch it. Who's idea was it to cast an ugly fetal alcohol looking black chick as the love interest?
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Her lisp made me want to punch the TV.

Also, I don't know what it is, but I find black women with a British accent completely unbearable to listen to. It's actually worse than nails on a chalkboard or dying cat. I absolutely cannot stand listening to that cunty, pretentious dialect.

Oh, and ya, the movie is complete trash.
 
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Bald Brah said:
Tried to watch it. Who's idea was it to cast an ugly fetal alcohol looking black chick as the love interest?
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i t hink producers and executives demand self-insert characters in movies now because it makes them feel even more girlbossy. so some where is an executive like that, demanding it go in.
 
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You really don't need some weird theory for a massive alternative pop / rnb star like FKA Twigs to end up in a movie. She probably is not the greatest actress there is (though getting good performances out of the cast is the job of the director) and certainly is not a conventional beauty, but she is here to give an art / trendy veneer to the project and have some of her many fans buy tickets. It sure did tip the scale for me.
 
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