The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Famm

Famm

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I went ahead and bought a jersey for our kicker since I'm expecting him to play for us the next ten years or so. Also our second year almost ROY MLB, which almost ensures he'll be completely injury plagued. Fucking jerseys.
 
Xevy

Xevy

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Pat McAfee is more than a kicker. He's a goddamn American hero and human franchise.
 
Merrith

Merrith

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Foggy

Foggy

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Famm_sl said:
I went ahead and bought a jersey for our kicker since I'm expecting him to play for us the next ten years or so. Also our second year almost ROY MLB, which almost ensures he'll be completely injury plagued. Fucking jerseys.
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What grown man buys a jersey?

Though if you are going to buy one, Tucker's is a great call.
 
Furry

Furry

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He puts my gaydar at like 110%, and I'm a fucking gaydar sniper. I don't even need to google that shit to know he aint married (if he is, its fake).
 
Fadaar

Fadaar

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This is why I only buy jerseys for longtime players who are gone. Like for me, I have a Ronde Barber and Mike Alstott jersey. Both played only for the Bucs for a very long time!
 
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MAXPOWERS_sl

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Xevy_sl said:
Pat McAfee is more than a kicker. He's a goddamn American hero and human franchise.
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Agreed!

Indianapolis suspended McAfee for one game on Wednesday, a little more than 12 hours after the 23-year-old was arrested for public intoxication. Police said McAfee took a pre-dawn swim in a city canal and told them "I am drunk" as he tried to explain why he was sopping wet in the Broad Ripple neighborhood, a trendy area known for its nightlife.

According to the police report, McAfee was asked whether he was swimming in the canal and answered, "I am not sure." When he was asked why he was wet, McAfee responded, "It was raining." When he was asked where his shirt was, McAfee said, "In the water." And when he was asked how much he had to drink, McAfee said, "A lot 'cause I'm drunk.
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Genjiro

Genjiro

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His tweets are also hilarious.

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Pat McAfee ?@PatMcAfeeShow Oct 20
Can you leave this particular move at home this weekend boss? @AntonioBrown84
 
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1987

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They should have charged 20 mil for it, and then just chucked it randomly into the crowd.
 
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