The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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I Google New's deflategate. Every story is some Boston affiliate or Boston blog. No one else cares. It's funny, I'm not sure if it's only covered there because it's about you or because you're all bracing for the minor slap on the wrist for your shenanigans most know in your heart you committed.
funny everyone seemed to care until every piece of evidence released (actual) moved the conclusion closer to total exoneration of the Patriots
 

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funny everyone seemed to care until every piece of evidence released (actual) moved the conclusion closer to total exoneration of the Patriots
Yeah that's why they keep pushing back the punishment sentence....because it's soooooo complicated exonerating people with overwhelming proof of their innocence!
 

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Did we all get bored enough again to have this be a story? The truth is that regardless of which party is guilty the penalty wont be severe. Because you would have one fanbase flipping out. This isnt spygate, where only one team can be guilty. Coming down hard on the colts, regardless if they had intentionally deflated the ball would cause an unreal shitstorm, and goodell is aware of that. And this is coming from a Pats fan. And likewise, coming down crazy on the pats will in no way placate those fans. Id assume 250k fine and loss of 4th round pick or later, regardless of which franchise is guilty. (and dont forget that both the browns and falcons just had "cheating scandals" come and go with next to no mention)
 

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So your point is that this is an issue because the Patriots are good?
No. Cheating is cheating and should be punished. I am saying it is a story in the Media and us because the Patriots are good and they have cheated before.


Also our patriots fan is a masshole cockgobbler.
 

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Just beat your meat to beat the peter meter
Doesn't work. They 'calibrate' (so to speak) the Penile Plethysmograph by showing you appropriate pictures that should arouse you. They also track your eye movements to be sure you're looking at the picture and use a laser pointer to draw your attention to the good bits.

funny everyone seemed to care until every piece of evidence released (actual) moved the conclusion closer to total exoneration of the Patriots
Pretty sure we stopped caring when they let them play the next game. We all knew at that point that any punishment would be meaningless.
 

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Every True Blue sports fan is delusional.

I predict the cowboys will go undefeated next year because I don't see a game on the schedule they can't win.
 
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Brady sporting a big 5 on his t shirt during the Red Sox home opener.
 

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Brady sporting a big 5 on his t shirt during the Red Sox home opener.
Sad to see such a talented guy always look like a faggot. I guess it's just another thing he's good at. Well, that and leaning on Gronk like a life jacket in the middle of a level 5 Rapids.
 

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Sad to see such a talented guy always look like a faggot. I guess it's just another thing he's good at. Well, that and leaning on Gronk like a life jacket in the middle of a level 5 Rapids.
I'm sure arguably one of the best QBs to ever play the position cries himself to sleep in his multi million dollar mansion while he cuddles up to his supermodel wife because people on the internet think he looks like a fag