The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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im bummed about warren sapp. he and mariuchi were the only guys i liked on nfl gameday

and rich eisen i guess
 

Muurloen

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I liked Sapp because he made fun of Michael Irvin's retarded takes with expressing an equally retarded facial expression during them.
 

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I didn't like Sapp because he said something mean about the Steelers once. FUCK THAT GUY FOREVER!



Maybe they'll move Sterling Sharpe in!? He's already at the network.

Of course they won't, he's not a recently retired loudmouth caricature. Just a thought out guy with great insights who speaks English....
 

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If by jobbed you mean a failmary, a game where our shitty coach pissed away the game, and the season opener where we actually did get straight up jacked, then sure. Our inability to stop running QBs is well known. Chiefs make their noise legit, as does Denver for that matter. And neither of those teams have fan bases so self centered that they feel the need to wear a jersey about themselves, either. And those teams that have fans that file out of the stadium halfway through the game in the divisional playoffs, either.
 

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First, at a press conference last Thursday in Phoenix, NFL vice president of officiating Dean Blandino spilled the beans that the PSI of the 12 Patriots footballs were never recorded by referee Walt Anderson. Blandino said that balls were measured, and if they were under the low threshold of 12.5, they were simply pumped up with some air. So instantly, the report by ESPN?s Chris Mortensen that said 11 of the 12 footballs were a full 2 PSI under the threshold was essentially debunked. How could Mortensen have that information if nobody could have that information? (The answer, of course, is that a source who desperately wanted such misinformation out there gave him the ?scoop.?)
I cared less about the PSI either way...There was nothing that was going to happen minus a fine IMO. BUT if the ball that was intercepted by the Colts was the ball that was REALLY under the 2PSI...I gotta laugh. That's some funny shit. Makes me wonder what these teams aren't doing to win these games.
 

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And neither of those teams have fan bases so self centered that they feel the need to wear a jersey about themselves, either.
They stole that shit from the Texas Aggies, and you're just jealous that your team didn't think to steal it first. In place of '12', other teams make generic jerseys with the year or '00' on it. Like that's any better.
 

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BUT if the ball that was intercepted by the Colts was the ball that was REALLY under the 2PSI...I gotta laugh. That's some funny shit. Makes me wonder what these teams aren't doing to win these games.
Or the colts intercepted the ball, let some air out and then handed it to a ref, assuming they wouldnt measure the other 11.

edit - didnt bother readin the article first, my post is totally pointless therefore...enjoy my stupidity/laziness
 

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I don't know? Feels great? I mean that's a Boston, Brady-brogurt-gargling newspaper so I don't think much of it. I honestly read the title and first 3 sentences. I hope it talks about how Irsay has a drug problem otherwise it sounds like it'd be "OH THEY DONE TATTLED ON US AND WE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN THAT BAD! GET THAT TATTLERS!"

Peyton has 1 Super Bowl win. But he has 0 asterisks. I think Luck will maybe win 2 superbowl's in his career, so I look forward to that.
 
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No one has an asterisk. I don't think football has even had arealcheating scandal yet. Like figure skating, baseball, cycling, etc. If Spygate, cheap shot bounties, and deflated footballs are the worst we've seen so far wait until the first head coach is caught betting on games. Or when the world famous best player in the league comes crashing down in a massive years long doping coverup. Yeah, those are scandals.

The worst stories you read about in football have always been individual players doing heinous things off the field. Good for the game, bad for society?
 

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No one has an asterisk. I don't think football has even had arealcheating scandal yet. Like figure skating, baseball, cycling, etc. If Spygate, cheap shot bounties, and deflated footballs are the worst we've seen so far wait until the first head coach is caught betting on games. Or when the world famous best player in the league comes crashing down in a massive years long doping coverup. Yeah, those are scandals.

The worst stories you read about in football have always been individual players doing heinous things off the field. Good for the game, bad for society?
Did you honestly just say doping scandal? A scandal so common to the NFL that no one even really considers it cheating anymore, the last month was filled with seadderall seahawk jokes if you didn't notice.
 

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Did you honestly just say doping scandal? A scandal so common to the NFL that no one even really considers it cheating anymore, the last month was filled with seadderall seahawk jokes if you didn't notice.
I'm pretty sure there were prop bets on which Seahawks would fail a post SB PED test...or even an over/under for total number of Seahawks who would fail.
 

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I just have to add to the running back discussion that Frank Gore ran for 1100 this year at age 31 despite the fact that he was sharing carries with Carlos Hyde and that the 49ers unsuccessfully tried to turn into a passing team for half the season. It was his 8th 1000+ yard rushing season in a 10 year career.
 

Alex

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That's why I think Gore could be argued as a HoF player. Durable, focal point of a team's offense for years, sustained success on the field. The dude is a badass.