The Fast Food Thread

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Alex_sl said:
I clicked on this link and now my Amazon home page is flooded with hot sauces. I saw this beauty of a name.

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Why the hell would they name a hot sauce that?
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I have that in my fridge right now. It's pretty tasty.
 
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Like I said before, if you're into trying some of those funny/weird hot sauces, hit up a California Tortilla if there is one near you. Their wall of flame has every hot sauce I've ever heard of, and many I've never heard of, including Prof. Phartpounder's noble concoction.

I'm quite partial to Rectal Rocket Fuel, myself.

Wall of Flame | Mexican Hot Sauces | California Tortilla

California Tortilla is a great place and I really hope they keep expanding. I've never had a bad experience--food or service--there.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Like I said before, if you're into trying some of those funny/weird hot sauces, hit up a California Tortilla if there is one near you. Their wall of flame has every hot sauce I've ever heard of, and many I've never heard of, including Prof. Phartpounder's noble concoction.

I'm quite partial to Rectal Rocket Fuel, myself.

Wall of Flame | Mexican Hot Sauces | California Tortilla

California Tortilla is a great place and I really hope they keep expanding. I've never had a bad experience--food or service--there.
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Figures that your favorite burrito place is the only one I've ever heard of that puts fat ass sauce on most of their menu (ranch dressing).
 
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Eyashusa_sl said:
I only see ranch dressing in two of their burritos...
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Two too many.

Casaer also which I'm going to assume is creamy so there is mayo too. Honey lime sauce? No idea but probably creamy also.

Oh man, when McCheese reads this post he's gonna enrage.
 
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It doesn't matter, because ranch makes almost everything taste better. I wish they had a "Wall of Ranch" with different styles and brands of ranch dressing.
 
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It ruins anything you put it on. It makes everything taste exactly like ranch and nothing else. Pick a sauce that enhances the flavors of the ingredients not hides them.
 
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Cause sometimes ranch dressing needs texture... like the texture of pizza, or chicken wings (blue cheese 4 life), or nuggets...
 
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Blue Cheese is the best on wings and cold pizza when you get sick of the normal cold pizza taste.
 
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The worthless minimum wage slave daughter of a whore that I just got back from couldn't even find the Chicken Clubhouse button on her touchscreen, let alone even know there was a BOGO today or if the local establishment was honoring it.... I digress.

The grilled chicken clubhouse was pretty damn good. $4.90 here.
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This thang cost me $6 and tasted like absolute shit. It was the sloppiest fucking thing I've ever had from McDonalds.

I felt like my hands were made of spaghetti.

The tomato on the damn thing was thicker than the chicken breast.

I got three bites in before I was filled with rage.

Shoulda took my $6 to the belt sushi place across the street.
 
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There's a reason you often find seemingly-out-of-place displays of Ranch dressing in the frozen food aisles of grocery stores. People buy that shit all the time with Pizza Rolls, Tyson Chicken Tenders, and other delicious frozen novelties.
 
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Vitality_sl said:
This thang cost me $6 and tasted like absolute shit. It was the sloppiest fucking thing I've ever had from McDonalds.

I felt like my hands were made of spaghetti.

The tomato on the damn thing was thicker than the chicken breast.

I got three bites in before I was filled with rage.

Shoulda took my $6 to the belt sushi place across the street.
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Yeah, go eat sushi and leave the workin' man's food alone.

McCheese_sl said:
There's a reason you often find seemingly-out-of-place displays of Ranch dressing in the frozen food aisles of grocery stores. People buy that shit all the time with Pizza Rolls, Tyson Chicken Tenders, and other delicious frozen novelties.
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Yeah, to hide the shit taste of frozen food. Tyson chicken tenders are the most poverty chicken tenders ever created on this planet. They taste so bad I wouldn't even think to call them chicken in a blind taste test.
 
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Anyone who liked the Pretzel Pub Chicken sandwich from Wendy's should go try the Clubhouse Chicken from McDonalds. Very similar in my opinion other than the overly dense pretzel bun.
 
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