The Fast Food Thread

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kudos

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It's cool they throw in all those fries but let's be honest... Their fries aren't that spectacular. Unless you're eating for quantity and not quality like McFatass over here it's really nothing special. I'd rather have a bag of McDonald's fries than Five Guys.
 

Gravel

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Their burgers are good, they're just so damn expensive. The fries, for the price, are a good deal for how many you get. I just hate dropping a minimum of $10 per person on what is essentially fast food.

That's why In N Out wins for me in the battle between the two. It's McDonalds prices for a really good burger (and passable fries if I get them well done). It doesn't taste as good as Five Guys, but it's also about half the price.
 

Vitality

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Their burgers are good, they're just so damn expensive. The fries, for the price, are a good deal for how many you get. I just hate dropping a minimum of $10 per person on what is essentially fast food.

That's why In N Out wins for me in the battle between the two. It's McDonalds prices for a really good burger (and passable fries if I get them well done). It doesn't taste as good as Five Guys, but it's also about half the price.
Have you been up to WA and tried Dicks fries?

I haven't had in-n-out yet, I'm such a bitch.
 

Crone

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Spend 10 minutes or so it takes to have them make it loading up on peanuts, throwing the shells all over the floor like a bad ass, and when it's ready, hop up with a big smile on your face knowing that triple cheeseburger you just had them make is going to be so glorious with the 2 liter of CocaCola classic you have iced and chilling at home ready and waiting.
 

McCheese

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In my area, there are no better fries than Five Guys cajun fries.
This. McDonalds fries better than Five Guys cajun fries? Get the fuck outta here. A bag so greasy and full of cajun fries that it's practically transparent beats the everloving FUCK out of shitty limp dick McDs fries.
 

kudos

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OK, but Popeyes fries are leaps ahead of shitty Five Guys fries.

If you want to talk cajun fries.
 

Vitality

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This. McDonalds fries better than Five Guys cajun fries? Get the fuck outta here. A bag so greasy and full of cajun fries that it's practically transparent beats the everloving FUCK out of shitty limp dick McDs fries.
How much do you usually expect to pay when you go to Five Guys by yourself or with a second person?
 

Alex

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I was in Seattle for business recently and I said I was going to Dick's to try it out. Everyone except for one person said it didn't compare to In-N-Out so I didn't give it a go.

Five Guys cajun fries aren't very good. Their regular are much better. I have to drink three gallons of water if I eat the cajun fries because they're so salty.
 

lurkingdirk

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I will never again eat in any restaurant that encourages people to throw peanut shells on the floor. The fuck is that? Here, throw food trash on the floor. What a good idea?

Bloody disgusting, and way to attract critters.
 

BrutulTM

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Did you suck down a big Dicks shake?

I had a Dairy Queen double cheeseburger the other day. It had tons of melted cheese on it. It was rather glorious.
The DQ double cheeseburger is very strong. They have sauce on them that I think is just ketchup, mustard, and diced onions mixed together but it is delightful. My dog enjoys licking the excess cheese off the wrapper as well.
 

McCheese

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How much do you usually expect to pay when you go to Five Guys by yourself or with a second person?
I expect to pay $10 - $12 per person at Five Guys.

As for the peanut shells, I've never been to a Five Guys that allows them to be tossed on the floor.
 

Crone

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"Allow" or just being nice so they don't have to clean shit up later. Who serves in the shell peanuts, and doesn't let you throw it on the floor?

And I've never seen a sign saying that it couldn't happen.
 

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Soygen

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Inflation adjusted, the 0.70 would be around 3.95 now. How much is a 1/4 pounder w/ cheese these days?
 

McCheese

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That's the ideal size for a fast food menu. No fluff or fancy club bacon pretzel roll bullshit.
 

lurkingdirk

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"Allow" or just being nice so they don't have to clean shit up later. Who serves in the shell peanuts, and doesn't let you throw it on the floor?

And I've never seen a sign saying that it couldn't happen.
Who the hell wants to throw food waste on the floor?
 

McCheese

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Who the hell wants to throw food waste on the floor?
Really? Have you never been to those steak houses where you eat peanuts and toss the shells on the floor? It's fucking awesome. How is it not fun? I swear to god, half this forum is made up of robots.