The Fast Food Thread

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Gravel

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Just relaying what I've heard. Personally I have felt the quality dwindle a bit in the last 5 years. I still enjoy the food there though.
I think that the frozen food thing also included Red Lobster (another Darden restaurant chain).

I'm kind of glad that McCheese says that's bullshit, but I wouldn't eat at any of those places anyway. Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Applebee's, and Outback, to me, all provide such a low quality dining experience that I will never eat at any of them again. Applebee's, by far, is the worst. My wife and I will end up without fail getting a gift card to Applebee's around Christmas from random people and we always give them away because we hate it so much.
 

Khane

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Applebee's is atrocious. The only chain worse is 99. Ruby Tuesday is fucking awful too, Friday's is barely a step above. The only one I'll actively eat at is Chili's and only because of the southwest egg rolls and fajitas.
 

Intrinsic

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I used to get wasted with my boys up until last year everytime the never ending pasta bowl came around. We would dress up in fancy clothes and take a cab up there to get bombed and eat different pastas. I kinda miss that tradition =(
We'll go get bombed and do salmon ladder, in fancy clothes.

Oh man, the never ending pasta bowl. Back in college my friends and I used to do a yearly contest to see who could eat the most. Everything had a point value, like a sausage was 2, a meatball was 1, etc. In my prime I managed to down the initial (large) bowl, 9 (smaller) refill bowls, all of which had 1 meatball or sausage, and a plate of 9 meatballs. That was the most disgustingly full I've ever been, and I remember how finishing those last few bites felt like the fork weighed 3 tons. Those were the good ol' days.

In terms of Italian, I'm partial to the family style places such as Carmine's and Maggiano's.
We had our whole week mapped out in college for the all you can eat places. It was something like "Monday - Pizza at Brick Oven, Tuesday - BBQ at Wherever, Wednesday - Wings at Wing Place..." Then a swing night for an Olive Garden or Burger Night somewhere else. It was glorious.
 

Tenks

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I don't know if I'm weird or if this is common but I despise feeling full. I'd rather be really hungry than really full. It is the most sickening disgusting feeling in the world to me.
 

Gaige

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Oh man I love being so full I can't move. GREAT feeling. Then passing out from food coma.
 

Korrupt

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I don't know if I'm weird or if this is common but I despise feeling full. I'd rather be really hungry than really full. It is the most sickening disgusting feeling in the world to me.
Seeing fat people eat feels worse but I agree feeling full is disgusting.
 

Noodleface

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I don't mind feeling full but I hate the feeling where you're so full you have trouble breathing and unbuttoning your pants won't even help.
 

Vitality

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I don't know if I'm weird or if this is common but I despise feeling full. I'd rather be really hungry than really full. It is the most sickening disgusting feeling in the world to me.
I share the same sentiments, I enjoy cooking more than I enjoy eating.
 

Soygen

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I don't know if I'm weird or if this is common but I despise feeling full. I'd rather be really hungry than really full. It is the most sickening disgusting feeling in the world to me.
I don't know if I'd rather be really hungry, but I definitely do not like feeling too full. That shit sucks.
 

Draegan_sl

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I feel bad for all of you for having to eat at all these chain restaurants. You guys need to move where "decent" italian food isn't Olive Garden or Carrabbas or decent pizza is Pizza Hut or Dominoes.

Sad for all you bros. Sad.
 

Alex

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Carrabba's is decent for Italian food.
I agree. The olive oil/vinegar dip they give you for the bread is delicious. I like Italian food a lot, but I never go get it - and I live so close to Little Italy which, surprisingly, actually has a lot of really good Italian restaurants. I'm just a sucker for pizza and never get anything else. Pizza by the slice spots are too cheap and fast.
 

Falstaff

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The only time I eat at Carrabba's is at the airport in Tampa because it's either that or Burger King.
 

Tenks

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I feel bad for all of you for having to eat at all these chain restaurants. You guys need to move where "decent" italian food isn't Olive Garden or Carrabbas or decent pizza is Pizza Hut or Dominoes.

Sad for all you bros. Sad.
Ah here comes the la-de-da food snob into the fucking fast food thread
 

McCheese

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I feel bad for all of you for having to eat at all these chain restaurants. You guys need to move where "decent" italian food isn't Olive Garden or Carrabbas or decent pizza is Pizza Hut or Dominoes.

Sad for all you bros. Sad.
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Grimmlokk

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I feel bad for all of you for having to eat at all these chain restaurants. You guys need to move where "decent" italian food isn't Olive Garden or Carrabbas or decent pizza is Pizza Hut or Dominoes.

Sad for all you bros. Sad.
Look at Little Lord Fauntleroy coming to the shitfood thread to tell us it's shitfood. Don't let the door hit you in your freshly espresso-enema'd ass on the way out princess!