The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese_sl said:
Really? Have you never been to those steak houses where you eat peanuts and toss the shells on the floor? It's fucking awesome. How is it not fun? I swear to god, half this forum is made up of robots.
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Or people who go to classy establishments that don't allow you to throw garbage on the floor.

Does your house negro come around and pick up your trash at home too?
 
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Throwing shells on the floor is about the only reason I even like steakhouses like LoneStar. I'm with McCheese.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Really? Have you never been to those steak houses where you eat peanuts and toss the shells on the floor? It's fucking awesome. How is it not fun? I swear to god, half this forum is made up of robots.
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Yes, I have been in those restaurants. I'll never go to one again. If I walk into a place, and there are peanut shells on the floor, I'm walking out again.

No matter how thoroughly you clean up, sweep up, hoover, or whatever, you're spending a large part of every day with food waste on the floor. It attracts bugs, rodents, is a disgusting concept, and is something we evolved away from thousands of years ago. Additionally, why is it fun to throw food waste on the floor? The joy of forcing someone else to clean up after you? You like how the peanut shells offset the colour of the tile?

Other than that, yeah. It's awesome.
 
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Usually the food at those types of places is average at best and overpriced for what you get anyways. Their steaks are nothing better than what you'd find at Outback. No thanks to any of them. If I want a steak I either make it myself or go somewhere I know I'll get top quality service and food. Definitely not some poverty steakhouse that lets you throw peanut shells on the fucking floor like a neanderthal.
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Yes, I have been in those restaurants. I'll never go to one again. If I walk into a place, and there are peanut shells on the floor, I'm walking out again.

No matter how thoroughly you clean up, sweep up, hoover, or whatever, you're spending a large part of every day with food waste on the floor. It attracts bugs, rodents, is a disgusting concept, and is something we evolved away from thousands of years ago. Additionally, why is it fun to throw food waste on the floor? The joy of forcing someone else to clean up after you? You like how the peanut shells offset the colour of the tile?

Other than that, yeah. It's awesome.
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kudos_sl said:
Usually the food at those types of places is average at best and overpriced for what you get anyways. Their steaks are nothing better than what you'd find at Outback. No thanks to any of them. If I want a steak I either make it myself or go somewhere I know I'll get top quality service and food. Definitely not some poverty steakhouse that lets you throw peanut shells on the fucking floor like a neanderthal.
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Is Red Robin good everywhere? We only have 1 in Rhode Island, it's like a year old now, and it's amaaaaaaaaaaazing. I'd never really heard of it before.
 
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kudos_sl said:
OK, but Popeyes fries are leaps ahead of shitty Five Guys fries.

If you want to talk cajun fries.
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No. Popeye's fries taste like whatever oil they are fried in, you can't even taste the spice. If you could combine the spice of Five Guys cajun fries with the texture of the Popeyes fries then you would have an amazing fries ever.

I used to like going to Logan's Steakhouse just because my baby makes a mess and I feel bad about it at other restaurants, but not so bad there. I never really gave much thought to the rodent thing, though.
 
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Mist_sl said:
Is Red Robin good everywhere? We only have 1 in Rhode Island, it's like a year old now, and it's amaaaaaaaaaaazing. I'd never really heard of it before.
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I think Red Robin is pretty decent, but they don't have all you can eat fries anymore, which sucks. Then again, Fazolis doesn't have all you can eat garlic breadsticks anymore either, which also sucks. I think you can still get both if you pay extra, but fuck that, it used to be free.

As far as quasi-fast food sit-down chain restaurants go, I think Ruby Tuesdays makes a damn good burger, I like them better than Red Robin. Their triple-prime burger is top notch. They have a solid pretzel burger too.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
I think Red Robin is pretty decent, but they don't have all you can eat fries anymore, which sucks. Then again, Fazolis doesn't have all you can eat garlic breadsticks anymore either, which also sucks. I think you can still get both if you pay extra, but fuck that, it used to be free.

As far as quasi-fast food sit-down chain restaurants go, I think Ruby Tuesdays makes a damn good burger, I like them better than Red Robin. Their triple-prime burger is top notch. They have a solid pretzel burger too.
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Red Robins here have all you can eat fries still, I wasn't even aware that some didn't.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
I think Red Robin is pretty decent, but they don't have all you can eat fries anymore, which sucks. Then again, Fazolis doesn't have all you can eat garlic breadsticks anymore either, which also sucks. I think you can still get both if you pay extra, but fuck that, it used to be free.

As far as quasi-fast food sit-down chain restaurants go, I think Ruby Tuesdays makes a damn good burger, I like them better than Red Robin. Their triple-prime burger is top notch. They have a solid pretzel burger too.
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Yeah, Ruby Tuesday has some very underrated burgers. The Spicy Jalapeno Pretzel Cheeseburger and the Black & Blue Bacon Pretzel Burger are both excellent, and adding an all-you-can-eat salad bar on for $3.00 is just icing on the cake. I love having something to eat while I wait for my meal. I just wish they'd get real croutons instead of those soft black things they try to pass off as croutons.

*Edit* I had the Cinnamon Molten Cake at Chili's recently. Oh. My. God. It was amazing. A++ would (and will) eat again.
 
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Red Robin here in Canada has endless fries still, and its still awesome. I like the popcorn ship there is always really good. And I get a side of the dip they give you for onion rings to dip them in.
 
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