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The Fast Food Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Harshaw
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Noodleface
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I hate seafood. Last time I said that someone had a meltdown about how I can't generalize it like that.
Got a Wendy's spicy chicken from randomly expensive Wendy's and it too was super expensive. Maybe because it was in a rich neighborhood. Was delicious anyways.
Got a Wendy's spicy chicken from randomly expensive Wendy's and it too was super expensive. Maybe because it was in a rich neighborhood. Was delicious anyways.
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Not a seafood fan either despite living in one of the best areas in the world for much of it. This smell of scallops makes me gag, and lobster tastes like ass to me. I enjoy a good clam chowder though, and fish & chips is alright every now and then. Otherwise I stay away from any of it.
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Yeah I can eat fish and chips, and that's about it. Its not even a super taster thing, just never enjoyed fish. My parents never ate fish so that's probably why, just never grew accustomed to it.
I live on the coast sandwiched between Boston and cape cod so essentially I'm in the Mecca of seafood
Lanx
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It's white ppl dude, white ppl don't know what to do w/ seafood. Aside from Fish N' Chips battered by a real irishman wearing a kilt, white ppl suck w/ seafood.
Like sushi? lets each oysters, literally the HEPA filters of the ocean raw!!!
Like Lobster? just boil the fucker in water cuz you're too pussy to kill it. Oh, now you just have cooked insect meat... FUCKING ADD BUTTER!!!
Go eat seafood from ethnic ppl like a good paella.
You know what sets a good italian restaurant apart from a pizzaria? bombass calamari, my wop brother
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will tell you, if they got shit shit rubber calamari, fuggedaboutit
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Chukzombi
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lol, the only good calamari i had was from a pizzeria on Staten Island back in the 90s. it was a mob owned place so no non italians. sorry Lanx.It's white ppl dude, white ppl don't know what to do w/ seafood. Aside from Fish N' Chips battered by a real irishman wearing a kilt, white ppl suck w/ seafood.
Like sushi? lets each oysters, literally the HEPA filters of the ocean raw!!!
Like Lobster? just boil the fucker in water cuz you're too pussy to kill it. Oh, now you just have cooked insect meat... FUCKING ADD BUTTER!!!
Go eat seafood from ethnic ppl like a good paella.
You know what sets a good italian restaurant apart from a pizzaria? bombass calamari, my wop brother
i could get you a doggybag
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It's white ppl dude, white ppl don't know what to do w/ seafood. Aside from Fish N' Chips battered by a real irishman wearing a kilt, white ppl suck w/ seafood.
Like sushi? lets each oysters, literally the HEPA filters of the ocean raw!!!
Like Lobster? just boil the fucker in water cuz you're too pussy to kill it. Oh, now you just have cooked insect meat... FUCKING ADD BUTTER!!!
Go eat seafood from ethnic ppl like a good paella.
You know what sets a good italian restaurant apart from a pizzaria? bombass calamari, my wop brother
Bro lol
Hepa filters? Come on raw oysters rock with horseradish, lemon, and cocktail sauce.
You guys eat octopus penis and fish that will literally kill you if not prepared right.
I’ll eat it all though. Hepa filters,
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mom and poisoned fish penis. I wanna someday cosplay as the Rancor Keeper.- 1
Lanx
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Lanx
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Bro lol
Hepa filters? Come on raw oysters rock with horseradish, lemon, and cocktail sauce.
You guys eat octopus penis and fish that will literally kill you if not prepared right.
I’ll eat it all though. Hepa filters,
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Seafood is very hit or miss. I think the people that talk about how sushi is "soooo amazing" are out of their fucking mind. It's too simple to be amazing. The more shit you add to sushi the less sushi it becomes and the better it tastes. Fish are ALWAYS best deep fucking fried, but I do like a nice pan-seared fish. Just keep the lemon. I don't mix citrus and my proteins. Fuck that noise.
Scallops and crab are one of my favorite foods though. When my family goes to the beach we always buy like 7lbs of fresh shrimp/scallops from the fishermen and that shit is fucking AMAZING. Fucking scallops the size of yo-yos. Tiny shrimp are UBER cheap, but the big bois with their heads still on are the way to go. We're Midwesterners so we cut their heads off before we eat them. Sorry.
Scallops and crab are one of my favorite foods though. When my family goes to the beach we always buy like 7lbs of fresh shrimp/scallops from the fishermen and that shit is fucking AMAZING. Fucking scallops the size of yo-yos. Tiny shrimp are UBER cheap, but the big bois with their heads still on are the way to go. We're Midwesterners so we cut their heads off before we eat them. Sorry.
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I used to dislike seafood but then I had quality sushi and it's snowballed into full seafood fandom. Oysters, scallops, octopus, raw, pan seared, shrimp. Love it all. Oddly enough, fried is my least favorite way to eat seafood. I definitely judge people who go to sushi joints and get tempura.
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Lanx
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well that depends are you getting your tempura basically fried like a street fair corndog
or flakey like this (time stamped)
