The Fast Food Thread

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Fogel

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I try to avoid american cheese just because it's the only cheese my mother ever bought growing up, fucking frugal ass parents.
 

Noodleface

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Yeah, I thought he was nuts for it, but it's not like he had cheese slices in his wallet on a daily basis. He usually stopped at the store on the way to McD's or brought them straight from his own fridge.

Still fucking cheap as hell but not really disgusting.
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BoozeCube

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I get being a cheapskate but goddam that sounds pure white trash level. That’s Frank pocket sausage level from IASIP.

 
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yeahthatisneathuh

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Raffi from The League and Pocket Dog status.

Okay I know this one is trashy but Wal-mart 1.00 or 1.25 Nathan's hot dogs from the deli, I get one every time I'm forced to be at Wal-mart.
 

Chanur

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Always use real cheddar and never American cheese you fucking heathens.
 
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Chanur

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There are a couple of things where American Cheese rules. Mainly in grilled cheese and burgers.
Real cheese is absolutely better in both of those even if its not chedder which is awesome on burgers.
 

Harshaw

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Real cheese is absolutely better in both of those even if its not chedder which is awesome on burgers.

Nothing melts like American though. You can't recreate that with cheddar cuz the fat tends to separate from the cheese. Mind you I prefer real cheese on sandwiches and almost any other food out there.
 
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slippery

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Got a p'zone, will not get again. The thing was like 70% bread. The 30% that was actually stuffed was fine. If it was actually well made, maybe I'd be okay with it.

My Pizza Hut is the fucking worst though, so results may vary.
 

Chysamere

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Hot dogs and Plastic Cheese in ramen?

Why Americans gotta ruin everything?

If you're gonna put cheese in ramen at least make it like this

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TJT

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I actually saw the plastic ramen thing being done by a bunch of koreans.
 

Conefed

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My Korean ex- put American on everything also, including kimchi and While I failed to find original post to see what you're referencing, I've also seen the Koreans putting hotdog and fruit cup on pizza.

I grew up on American so I like it. I like the texture and the smoothness. I've met plenty of cheese snobs, Yanks are almost exclusively this. But cheddar is gross by comparison - tastes sour and chalky. Now, pub cheddar is some godly shit as is cheddar cheeseballs, but slices? I haven't found anything better than American. The closest has been swiss, but I can't have it every time. I helped open the Panera Bread in C-burg and grew to appreciate Gouda, but even that doesn't work on everyday sandwich.
 

Lanx

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Weird ass American condiments and sides on asian food is a sign that they were near an army base.
 
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Alex

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WTF happened to the forums? It's like reading text messages from a ratchet 22 year old.