Noodleface
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And I mean after you pickle them it's probably better if you just throw them in the trash rather than poison your body
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The Fast Food Thread
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Noodleface
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Look.
I like meat, potatoes, cheese. I'm the stereotypical meat and potatoes guy that wears jeans and a t shirt everywhere. I even get saucy and like green vegetables, and really spicy foods. I can't help that I don't like the taste of everything. Believe me, I wish I could, it'd be a lot easier than being the picky eater. My wife says it's all bullshit and I'm just being a baby, but a lot of food just tastes 'bad' to me. Stuff like beer where people say it's an acquired taste.. i'm never going to acquire that taste. Cilantro? FORGET IT. Life would be simpler if I was a normie.
Most of my postings here about stuff is in jest just because I hate everything.
I do eat lettuce. But it has no place on meat.
I like meat, potatoes, cheese. I'm the stereotypical meat and potatoes guy that wears jeans and a t shirt everywhere. I even get saucy and like green vegetables, and really spicy foods. I can't help that I don't like the taste of everything. Believe me, I wish I could, it'd be a lot easier than being the picky eater. My wife says it's all bullshit and I'm just being a baby, but a lot of food just tastes 'bad' to me. Stuff like beer where people say it's an acquired taste.. i'm never going to acquire that taste. Cilantro? FORGET IT. Life would be simpler if I was a normie.
Most of my postings here about stuff is in jest just because I hate everything.
I do eat lettuce. But it has no place on meat.
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sukik
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pharmakos
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i wear jeans and a t-shirt everywhere.
you know, i just realized -- a lot of your favorite bands are vegetarian!
sukik
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I love a good steak with a big pile of fresh greens more than with potatoes these days. I love potatoes, but the older I get the less I want to spend time in a post meal carb coma.
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Harshaw
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I get a salad whenever I go to our local steak house. Makes me feel better about the double baked potato and the 32 oz Ribeye.
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Lanx
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i like shredded romaine on a burger, a carryover from bagels and deli sandwiches from ny, has a great texture, but has to be fresh, not death.
Harshaw
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I don't usually mind lettuce, but can we all agree to saying "fuck off" to spring mix on burgers and sandwiches.
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Lanx
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iceberg has no nutritional value to the point that if you feed it to a rabbit they will die of an engorged water filled tummy, if you're gonna put lettuce on a burger, at least have it have some nutrients and taste.
when i used to work in a deli, we'd shred the lettuce w/ the meat slicer. We'd always give the blacks iceberg cuz it was practically free, and we'd give the whites romaine, why? taste, you want the white ppl coming back, and blacks don't care, they just want more, more.
"yo homie load me up w/ more of them greens n sheet, i'm tryna lose weight" (this was when i was a teen, so it's pretty dated)
pharmakos
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same, but i like eating my salad AFTER my steak. feels like it helps my digestion.
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sukik
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Xevy
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Fucking biting into a burger or sandwich and getting a leaf in your mouth is the fucking worst. Keep leafy shit off those motherfuckers. Iceberg is fine if it's not an asston of shredded garbage, because you get a bite of it with your bite. Not the whole fucking thing. Also needs to not be garbage that's like 1/8 inch at one part of the burger and 3 inch thick core in the middle.
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