The Fast Food Thread

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BoozeCube

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Yeah you guys seem to be flipping your shit at the idea of some vegetables on your food. Plus you retards are acting like someone is putting a head of lettuce on your burger and/or burritos 🌯 even if there is some lettuce that shit amounts to less than a fucking leaf 99% of the time.
 
Khane

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I like a little bit of lettuce on a fried chicken sandwich or with certain cold cut sandwiches. It goes well with mayo and hot sauce/oil and vinegar. Everything else I'd prefer not to have it on there.
 
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lurkingdirk

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You can deep fry lettuce...

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Koushirou

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My fiance always pulls the lettuce off his burgers at fast food places and I always snag that shit. Usually a nice big, solid piece and has a thin layer of the mayo left on it. Good shit.

lurkingdirk said:
You can deep fry lettuce...

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This shit just looks like expired lettuce...
 
BrutulTM

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Lanx said:
romaine, why? taste,
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Are you serious? The phrase "That has a lot of good lettuce flavor" has never been said by anyone anywhere. Lettuce on sandwiches is just for texture, and if you tried to live on any kind of lettuce you would starve to death.
 
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Fogel

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People flipping out about lettuce and its 95+ % water, see below:

Cucumbers and iceberg lettuce contain the highest amount because they’re 96 percent water.

And I agree with Brutal, its all about texture. Love a nice hoagie on a fresh roll, loaded up with deli meat, and then a nice helping of lettuce, tomato, onion and hot peppers covered in salt pepper and oil/vinegar.
 
Noodleface

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Guess I'm not.a baby that needs lettuce texture

Point. Set. Match. Noodle wins

Take that idiots
 
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Hekotat

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Just had a grilled cheese with crispy jalapenos from QuikTrip, that was a legit combination.
 
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Alex

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Noodleface said:
Guess I'm not.a baby that needs lettuce texture

Point. Set. Match. Noodle wins

Take that idiots
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One thing I 100% agree with you. I've never bought the "texture" argument for lettuce. Same for onions on pizza. Shit doesn't belong. You have this perfect blend of ingredients and then a grating *CRUNCH* and explosion of overpowered onion flavor. Fucking landmines in a pizza. Fuck that.
 
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sukik

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Alex said:
One thing I 100% agree with you. I've never bought the "texture" argument for lettuce. Same for onions on pizza. Shit doesn't belong. You have this perfect blend of ingredients and then a grating *CRUNCH* and explosion of overpowered onion flavor. Fucking landmines in a pizza. Fuck that.
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The onions just gotta be diced and used as an accent. For me the flavor must be there, but it can't get in the way or be overpowering. I think I put onions in everything I eat.
 
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Khane

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Bacon, yes. Tomato, yes. Bread (preferably toasted bagel), yes. Cream Cheese, yes. Lettuce, nah.
 
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