The Fast Food Thread
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Went out to the grocery store earlier today and it was a goddamn mad house with all the dumb cunt Karens trying to buy boxes of toilet paper. Literally everything else in the store is fully stocked yet morons have to buy this shit. Blows my mind. Anyways with all the inspiration for being a fat fuck posted in this thread the last few weeks I decided to go big, I was undecided on what to try so I just went with a bit of everything.
I was at Publix so I went ahead and got a Boars Head Italian Sub, if you guys don't have or know Publix well then it's sucks to sucks they are the gold standard for grocery stores, and their subs are always awesome. Normally I would of just stopped there but figured I would make this Fast Food thread worthy and stopped by Taco Bell to try and new 3x dipshit chalupa you guys were talking about, and then to wrap it up hit up Wendy's for a big bacon classic meal with a frosty. So in total
1 Publix Sub
1 TripleChalupa Box
Taco
Cinnamon Twist
Large Baja Blast
1 Big Bacon Classic Meal
Large Fry
Large Strawberry Lemonade
Large Frosty
Started with the TacoBell because as anyone who frequents this joint knows you are working with a short expiration timer and it if gets cold goes to dogshit pretty rapidly. In general all 3 of these mini chalupas tasted the same I think they put chipotle sauce on the whole thing. Was decent but much smaller than you would expect and honestly not worth the hype at all. Average for Taco Bell and the Baja Blast the the shining star that always elevates the experience.
Moved on to the Wendy's and basically used the Frosty to dip my fries in, since we just had a brand new location open up about a month ago they have been on their A game as far as fast food quality goes. Somehow they have Chik-Fil-A quality level employees, I am sure it won't last but for now going there has been awesome.
Anyways I am stuffed as fuck and feel like Wilford Brimley looks.
I was at Publix so I went ahead and got a Boars Head Italian Sub, if you guys don't have or know Publix well then it's sucks to sucks they are the gold standard for grocery stores, and their subs are always awesome. Normally I would of just stopped there but figured I would make this Fast Food thread worthy and stopped by Taco Bell to try and new 3x dipshit chalupa you guys were talking about, and then to wrap it up hit up Wendy's for a big bacon classic meal with a frosty. So in total
1 Publix Sub
1 TripleChalupa Box
Taco
Cinnamon Twist
Large Baja Blast
1 Big Bacon Classic Meal
Large Fry
Large Strawberry Lemonade
Large Frosty
Started with the TacoBell because as anyone who frequents this joint knows you are working with a short expiration timer and it if gets cold goes to dogshit pretty rapidly. In general all 3 of these mini chalupas tasted the same I think they put chipotle sauce on the whole thing. Was decent but much smaller than you would expect and honestly not worth the hype at all. Average for Taco Bell and the Baja Blast the the shining star that always elevates the experience.
Moved on to the Wendy's and basically used the Frosty to dip my fries in, since we just had a brand new location open up about a month ago they have been on their A game as far as fast food quality goes. Somehow they have Chik-Fil-A quality level employees, I am sure it won't last but for now going there has been awesome.
Anyways I am stuffed as fuck and feel like Wilford Brimley looks.
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If McDonalds shuts down then you know shit has gotten real.
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Pork Belly is a god tier ingredient. Back when I was living in Atlanta I would go to the place called the Brick Store Pub and they would make a pork belly sandwich that was fucking amazing.
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I fucking love funnel cake. I don’t think I’ve ever been so disappointed as when I went to Cedar Point and the entire time there’s ads everywhere for funnel cakes with MOUNTAINS OF TOPPINGs. Here I’m thinking “my god, there’s like a funnel cake shop with a huge toppings bar with shit I couldn’t begin to imagine to put on this shit.” We get to the place and it’s a tiny little shack and the options are whipped cream, strawberry topping and chocolate sauce. That was it. I guess the whipped cream was shaped like mountains but fuck what a let down.
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Yeah, just get 2 regular sized Chalupa's. No mess, more food. Triplelupa is an unnecessary fail.
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Harshaw
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I've decided to stop getting fast food until corona blows over. Kill me
I just had take out.. Korean short ribs, kim chi fried rice, and pork and kimchi dumplings.
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Noodleface
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I do feel faggotty. I just don't want my kids getting sick and technically I'm more at risk than most t
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Falstaff
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I could put something like Booze’s meal down but probably if A) I hadn’t eaten for 12+ hours, and B) I ate pretty quickly. I also wouldn’t eat for probably another 24 hours after that.
Only the Fast Food thread Pros can put down those meals on the regular. Long live the king Regime, RIP McCheese.
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I wonder about you guys sometimes. I mean the meal I posted wasn't even that crazy over the top, just some piece meal shit from different places. I am sure you guys down put down more than a couple of tacos, a burger, and a sub. Next time we're going bust out the spice weasel and kick it up a notch.
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