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Erronius

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hey Chysamere Chysamere i read that noodle shops aren't doing good now and have closed up cuz they had to raise prices and now that means it's not easy fast cheap

you see this?

You mean like this?


I demand that our man on the ground, Chysamere Chysamere , look into this ASAP
 
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Chysamere

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You mean like this?


I demand that our man on the ground, Chysamere Chysamere , look into this ASAP

There is indeed a ramen price wall. Ramen price tops out at around 1000 yen ($7.5) and bottoms out around 600 yen. ($4.50) - I often tell my students that my favourite ramen shop costs 1200 yen and they always suck their teeth and tell me how expensive it is., even though it's only an extra couple bucks.

This might be because of the Japanese system of kozukai. (allowance that wives give their husbands for monthly expenses, very limited to cut down on their drinking and whoring)

That being said, good ramen shops will always be in business. They will always have lines out the door. It's the mediocre ones that are suffering.
 
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There is indeed a ramen price wall. Ramen price tops out at around 1000 yen ($7.5) and bottoms out around 600 yen. ($4.50) - I often tell my students that my favourite ramen shop costs 1200 yen and they always suck their teeth and tell me how expensive it is., even though it's only an extra couple bucks.

This might be because of the Japanese system of kozukai. (allowance that wives give their husbands for monthly expenses, very limited to cut down on their drinking and whoring)

That being said, good ramen shops will always be in business. They will always have lines out the door. It's the mediocre ones that are suffering.

Where does a brother get a wife that will give him an allowance?
 
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Chysamere

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Where does a brother get a wife that will give him an allowance?

Ahh you misunderstand. The man works 12 hour days, gives the entire salary to the wife. She then gives him back a small portion for his allowance.
 
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Erronius

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Ahh you misunderstand. The man works 12 hour days, gives the entire salary to the wife. She then gives him back a small portion for his allowance.

Aren't there any perpetually single bachelors there, just partying after work and living their best lives?
 

Chysamere

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Aren't there any perpetually single bachelors there, just partying after work and living their best lives?

There doesn't really tend to be young, successful bachelors in Japan. They tend to divide into:

a) High school dropouts or people who didn't go to university, working menial or physical jobs, who fuck around

b) University graduates on the career path who get a good job, work their life away, and attempt to get married before 30.

The pressure from family to get married is pretty intense. Could just be selection bias though - a 40 minute English lesson with me costs $60, so I only tend to teach successful people.
 
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Sure you can crash on my sofa. Food was messy as hell though. Teriyaki burgers are always messy but this one took it to another level.




Grabbed the Teriyaki Chicken Baconator while I was there too.

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AKA Fleshlight Sandwich.
 

Lanx

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There doesn't really tend to be young, successful bachelors in Japan. They tend to divide into:

a) High school dropouts or people who didn't go to university, working menial or physical jobs, who fuck around

b) University graduates on the career path who get a good job, work their life away, and attempt to get married before 30.

The pressure from family to get married is pretty intense. Could just be selection bias though - a 40 minute English lesson with me costs $60, so I only tend to teach successful people.
do you teach real american english or teach them how to speak bad passable jap english?
 

Chysamere

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do you teach real american english or teach them how to speak bad passable jap english?

I teach them British English and then remind them that Americans speak an inferior version of it and teach them their version too.
 
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OU Ariakas

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We're getting some Whataburgers here in Florida so McDonalds might as well close shop now.

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Whataburger is awesome, but know this: they have a policy of making to order which means the drive through is slow as shit. I love the food, but I almost do not consider it fast food anymore.
 
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Whataburger is awesome, but know this: they have a policy of making to order which means the drive through is slow as shit. I love the food, but I almost do not consider it fast food anymore.
You gotta toss mad respect at them for the fact they've basically remained unchanged in terms of the product they sell for my entire life. Even chik-fil-a shrank their chicken.
 
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Lanx

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is there like some jeep giveaway for illegals

ordered 2 ubereats today and both orders are by hispanic girls driving a jeep