The Fast Food Thread

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It doesn't have to be a pepperoni but it certainly doesn't default to a plain ass garbage tier cheese pizza which is pretty much the equivalent of a plain dry hamburger.

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A properly seasoned, properly cooked burger with condiments and no cheese is most certainly a fucking top tier eating.

The only reason you think Cheeseburger is default is because you were raised eating garbage made burgers covered in synthetic cheese to mask the fact that the low quality meat you are eating has zero seasoning or flavor. Cheese on a burger can be a fine addition and can supplement a good taste, but 90 percent of the time its to mask a shit burger.
 
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BoozeCube

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A properly seasoned, properly cooked burger with condiments and no cheese is most certainly a fucking top tier eating.

The only reason you think Cheeseburger is default is because you were raised eating garbage made burgers covered in synthetic cheese to mask the fact that the low quality meat you are eating has zero seasoning or flavor. Cheese on a burger can be a fine addition and can supplement a good taste, but 90 percent of the time its to mask a shit burger.

This is the fast food thread, not the gourmet American Inventor tard thread.

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Palum

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A properly seasoned, properly cooked burger with condiments and no cheese is most certainly a fucking top tier eating.

The only reason you think Cheeseburger is default is because you were raised eating garbage made burgers covered in synthetic cheese to mask the fact that the low quality meat you are eating has zero seasoning or flavor. Cheese on a burger can be a fine addition and can supplement a good taste, but 90 percent of the time its to mask a shit burger.
I don't understand this. Even the most delicious burger patty I wouldn't eat without any sort of condiments. There's a reason meatballs are typically made with two meats and have marinara, meatloaf has bread or onions in it, etc.
 
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Aldarion

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A properly seasoned, properly cooked burger with condiments and no cheese
What did you do in your life that was so bad you feel the need to punish yourself like this?

I mean shit, I'm not proud of my 20s, but even I feel like I deserve better than that.
 
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Furry

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I grab roller items at the gas station now and then and they want 2$ each for those now. Sure I'd pay 2$ for some shitty ass chicken tender wrapped with useless calories.

But can't say that excites me too much either. I go to mcdonals now and then cause I want to eat whatever it is mcdonalds refers to as a hamburger patty, because it tastes like mcdonalds, not a hamburger.
 

Harshaw

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I don't understand...
The fries are presalted?
Pretty sure they must have one of the automated french fry machines. That would dump it into a bin that will have salt in it. Manager is saying she's not gonna take it apart to clean it so there is no salt.
 
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Mur

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I don't understand...
The fries are presalted?

Typical Karen retard. Bitch is too stupid to understand that when you ask for no salt, they take the salted fries they have already prepared, and re-fry them. It basically washes all the salt off. No one is going to make you a fresh batch of unsalted fries in a busy place.
 
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Furry

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Pretty sure they must have one of the automated french fry machines. That would dump it into a bin that will have salt in it. Manager is saying she's not gonna take it apart to clean it so there is no salt.
Eons ago when I worked in a movie theater it was pretty common for black people to ask for salt free popcorn, which I had no problem with making for them. It wasn't 100% salt free cause fuck if I was cleaning the kettle for anyone, but not adding more in probably got rid of more than 99%. Then they'd grab up some other shit that was completely full of salt to eat with it. Seemed kinda pointless to me.

Plus that butter salt that goes on popcorn is pretty damn delicious.
 
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