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Lanx

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I don't understand this. Even the most delicious burger patty I wouldn't eat without any sort of condiments. There's a reason meatballs are typically made with two meats and have marinara, meatloaf has bread or onions in it, etc.
ikr, especially if youre doing a carb restrictive diet like keto, you soon find out half the good stuff that makes a burger great, you can't put on (LIKE THE FUCKING BREAD!!!)

are you really gonna look like a retard eating a lettuce wrap burger?
 

Lanx

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Pretty sure they must have one of the automated french fry machines. That would dump it into a bin that will have salt in it. Manager is saying she's not gonna take it apart to clean it so there is no salt.
no, the manager meant and said "the bin" which is really just the area where all the fries are dumped
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see how trump has 2 sections, 1 is for salt, one is w/o

of course usually it's only 1 retard a day that asks for salt free fries, so they'll just use both bins as usually and just scrape away the salt and crumbs in the "salt free bin" into the other bin.

it's obviously not salt free, but who cares

however, the long standing "trick of the trade", is to order salt free fries so you get the freshest fries b/c they have to drop a new batch and prepare the salt free area.
 
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no, the manager meant and said "the bin" which is really just the area where all the fries are dumped
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see how trump has 2 sections, 1 is for salt, one is w/o

of course usually it's only 1 retard a day that asks for salt free fries, so they'll just use both bins as usually and just scrape away the salt and crumbs in the "salt free bin" into the other bin.

it's obviously not salt free, but who cares

however, the long standing "trick of the trade", is to order salt free fries so you get the freshest fries b/c they have to drop a new batch and prepare the salt free area.
This is what was throwing me off, I just always thought they added the salt AFTER the fries were fried and they did it manually...that manager was making it sound automated. I always order my fries without salt so yeah they have to make them fresh then I just add the salt myself.
 

Lanx

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of course usually it's only 1 retard a day that asks for salt free fries, so they'll just use both bins as usually and just scrape away the salt and crumbs in the "salt free bin" into the other bin.

I always order my fries without salt so yeah they have to make them fresh then I just add the salt myself.
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Sevens

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however, the long standing "trick of the trade", is to order salt free fries so you get the freshest fries b/c they have to drop a new batch and prepare the salt free area.
Call me retard, I don't care...I get fresh hot fries and not soggy shit that's been sitting in the bin for an hour.
I don't care if my fries have salt on them, I just want them dropped fresh.
 

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Call me retard, I don't care...I get fresh hot fries and not soggy shit that's been sitting in the bin for an hour.
I don't care if my fries have salt on them, I just want them dropped fresh.
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Call me retard, I don't care...I get fresh hot fries and not soggy shit that's been sitting in the bin for an hour.
I don't care if my fries have salt on them, I just want them dropped fresh.
Youre not in the wrong. I know people who will order cheese burgers without pickles or mustard just so they come out fresh.
 
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TomServo

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Youre not in the wrong. I know people who will order cheese burgers without pickles or mustard just so they come out fresh.
i got a big mac that was so stale it broke like a cruton. there is a good reason to do that
 
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Harshaw

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i got a big mac that was so stale it broke like a cruton. there is a good reason to do that
That has nothing to do with being a fresh burger though. That is them not paying attention and grabbing stale buns. McD's doesn't premake whole burgers anymore.
 
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TomServo

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That has nothing to do with being a fresh burger though. That is them not paying attention and grabbing stale buns. McD's doesn't premake whole burgers anymore.
coulda fooled me. the burger was cold. the sauce warm, overall gross as fuck
 
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Lanx

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coulda fooled me. the burger was cold. the sauce warm, overall gross as fuck
if they did premake whole burgers anymore (i did, i'm sure many of you did when you were there)they would only do like 4cheeseburger and 2 hamburger in the bin and of course they would have a few 4/6/10 nugs in there as well.

if you got an old big mac, that was from a missed order a while ago and someone just saw it and grabbed it.
 
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TomServo

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if they did premake whole burgers anymore (i did, i'm sure many of you did when you were there)they would only do like 4cheeseburger and 2 hamburger in the bin and of course they would have a few 4/6/10 nugs in there as well.

if you got an old big mac, that was from a missed order a while ago and someone just saw it and grabbed it.
dont give a fuck. it was gross
 

Araxen

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I forgot how mid Papa John's is. I won't make that mistake again. lol
 
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Never heard of this. I’ll have to check it out..

Papa John’s is mid. I like their thin crust for what it is tho - a lower caloric cheat meal. I caved and tried the NY pizza from them over the weekend and it was garbage. If you’re gonna order a real pizza (non thin crust) then might as well get it from some place good is what I’ve determined.