The Fast Food Thread

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Slaythe

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Places like Whataburger and whatever the fuck Zaxbys is don't count because you can't get them nationwide. When I say Wendy's is by far the best of the big fast food places I'm talking McD's, Burger King, Taco Bell and Arby's. Wendy's trumps that crowd easy.

I suppose there's other candidates if you want to throw in non drive thru places like Subway and Jimmy Johns but I wasn't really including those.
 

Itlan

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Five Guys' Cajun Fries are the shit.

A burger plus fries = more than 2000 calories. Hearty, healthy meal.

also, relevant:

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Erronius

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Places like Whataburger and whatever the fuck Zaxbys is don't count because you can't get them nationwide.
Everyone hold the fucking phone, according to Slaythe there is only 5 fast food places in the entire nation that can now be discussed in this thread.

JFC
 

Grimmlokk

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Everyone hold the fucking phone, according to Slaythe there is only 5 fast food places in the entire nation that can now be discussed in this thread.

JFC
At no point did the gentleman say such a thing, he merely stated that within the context of the conversation he was currently engaged in such regional and smaller chains were not being considered.

Dramaqueen.
 

BoozeCube

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Are you cunts really going to argue the semantics of what fast food is? Well then lets put and end to it and consult the interwebs. According to Wikipedia.

Fast food is the term given to food that can be prepared and served very quickly. While any meal with low preparation time can be considered to be fast food, typically the term refers to food sold in a restaurant or store with preheated or precooked ingredients, and served to the customer in a packaged form for take-out/take-away. The term "fast food" was recognized in a dictionary by Merriam-Webster in 1951.

Outlets may be stands or kiosks, which may provide no shelter or seating,[1] or fast food restaurants (also known as quick service restaurants). Franchise operations which are part of restaurant chains have standardized foodstuffs shipped to each restaurant from central locations.[2]
 

calhoonjugganaut

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My favorite fast food place is Hardee's which is Carl's Jr. or something up north. Also not sure if you guys have Cookout in other parts of the country but that shit is the tits here in NC.
 

chaos

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Sometimes you need to. It is a pain in the ass taking all my kids into a restaurant, especially when I'm not prepared. But the only serviceable fast food in this entire area is Chik-fil-a. Fucking nothing else, NOTHING.