The Fast Food Thread

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Joeboo

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My favorite fast food place is Hardee's which is Carl's Jr. or something up north. Also not sure if you guys have Cookout in other parts of the country but that shit is the tits here in NC.
I used to love Hardees, but why the hell don't they have ANY roast beef on their menu anymore? The greatest fast food sandwhich in the history of mankind was the Hardees Monster Roast Beef. Was like a 1/3lb of roast beef with multiple slices of cheese and like 8 pieces of bacon. The thing was glorious.
 

chaos

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The manager of the Chik-fil-a I always go to is flaming homosexual. He's about the gayest thing this side of Harvey Fierstein.
 

Falstaff

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Did you ever notice that every time you say "thank you" at chick fil a, they have to respond with "my pleasure"?
 

Korrupt

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I used to love Hardees, but why the hell don't they have ANY roast beef on their menu anymore? The greatest fast food sandwhich in the history of mankind was the Hardees Monster Roast Beef. Was like a 1/3lb of roast beef with multiple slices of cheese and like 8 pieces of bacon. The thing was glorious.
Hardees imo has the best breakfast sandwiches in the game. Biscuits are awesome and homemade + pork chop, chicken, or chicken friend steak.
 

chaos

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Did you ever notice that every time you say "thank you" at chick fil a, they have to respond with "my pleasure"?
Yeah and as I drive off I fondle myself while muttering "mmmmm yeah your pleasure." It's like a Pavlovian thing at this point.
 

chaos

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Hardees imo has the best breakfast sandwiches in the game. Biscuits are awesome and homemade + pork chop, chicken, or chicken friend steak.
They had some kind of pork chop biscuit when I lived down in Norfolk and went there, it was amazing. Probably the best breakfast food ever.
 

Salshun_sl

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Hardees imo has the best breakfast sandwiches in the game. Biscuits are awesome and homemade + pork chop, chicken, or chicken friend steak.
Carl's has the best fast food breakfast burrito EVER, the loaded breakfast burrito.

Also, invoking the Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is a cheap move, as no one would ever argue with you. It's an ace up your sleeve.
 

kudos

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Hardees imo has the best breakfast sandwiches in the game. Biscuits are awesome and homemade + pork chop, chicken, or chicken friend steak.
Some guys at my work go on and on about hardees country fried steak biscuit. According to one guy it's the greatest breakfast item of any fast food place.

Personally, I love dunkin donuts chicken/bacon/cheese on a bagel. Sadly I'm not eating much fast food now so I can't enjoy anymore.

Carl's has the best fast food breakfast burrito EVER, the loaded breakfast burrito.

Also, invoking the Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is a cheap move, as no one would ever argue with you. It's an ace up your sleeve.
Wendy's bringing back monterrey chicken sandwich again.
 

Joeboo

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Is D'angelo fast food? Their #9 kicks ass.
D'Angelo's is great, it's too bad they are only on the East coast now. Back about 25 years ago someone here in KC opened a couple franchises, but they were all out of business within 2-3 years. I think it may have just been a little premature, as this was back when the only sandwhich chain around was subway and sandwich shops they weren't nearly as popular as they are now. D'Angelos was my first exposure to philly cheese steaks, god bless em.
 

Slaythe

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Everyone hold the fucking phone, according to Slaythe there is only 5 fast food places in the entire nation that can now be discussed in this thread.

JFC
Not the point. My post was in response to a specific discussion going on, not the content of the whole thread.
 

Itlan

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Yeah Erronius, you're being an insufferable cunt for no reason. There was a specific discussion going on concerning chains that can easily be found across the entire nation, so basically the major ones - McD's, Wendy's, Burger King, Taco Bell... and that's all I can think of.
 

McCheese

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Don't forget KFC. That's not only available all across the USA, but it's the one that I've seen most commonly overseas as well. Even moreso than McDonalds. I love me some KFC potato wedges.
 

Mures

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Probably belongs in the rustled jimmies thread, but fuck locations that are both kfc and long john silvers. Only one kfc in my area now and many years back they turned it into kfc/ljs. Because ljs has their own shitty fries they don't serve potato wedges.

Also on the topic of breakfast, chik-fil-a's biscuits are divine, I'd swear they have an 80 yr old lady in the back whose only purpose in life was to create the perfect biscuit.
 

kudos

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Probably belongs in the rustled jimmies thread, but fuck locations that are both kfc and long john silvers. Only one kfc in my area now and many years back they turned it into kfc/ljs. Because ljs has their own shitty fries they don't serve potato wedges.

Also on the topic of breakfast, chik-fil-a's biscuits are divine, I'd swear they have an 80 yr old lady in the back whose only purpose in life was to create the perfect biscuit.
Are you serious? LJS is fucking GREATNESS compared to shitty KFC. Potato wedges are fucking shit and I wouldn't feed them to my dog. LJS fries are so much better.

Potato wedges and breakfast potatoes are THE WORST FUCKING SIDE ITEM. String fries or hashbrowns or fuck off.