The Fast Food Thread
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Grimmlokk
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It's crazy to me that Florida would have a lot of good seafood places. We should definitely use a state that is SURROUNDED BY FUCKING OCEAN as the baseline for seafood joints.
Totally unrelated, but can we get some folks from Sicily to review Olive Garden for us? Also we need some native Beijing residents to let us know about Panda Express.
Totally unrelated, but can we get some folks from Sicily to review Olive Garden for us? Also we need some native Beijing residents to let us know about Panda Express.
McCheese
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On a cross-country road trip when I was a kid we stopped in Kansas (?) at a DQ for lunch. I got a cookie dough blizzard. Later that night we arrived at my mom's cousin's house in Denver. We stepped into the house and they immediately started talking about the remodeling/painting they'd done throughout the house and my half digested cookie dough blizzard decided to erupt from my mouth. I panicked and tried to keep it in by putting my hand over my mouth, which provided a "thumb on the hose spout" effect, sending chunks of pinkish cookie dough blizzard to the walls, ceiling, and floor. That was well over 20 years ago and I haven't eaten at DQ since.
Soygen
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I didn't use it as the baseline for seafood joints. I used at the baseline to insult people who live in areas with shitty seafood joints.
Falstaff
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Mures
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Yeah, ljs isn't terrible for fast food seafood, but I live in the New Orleans area, so if ever I want some delicious golden fried seafood, or any other kind of seafood, I got about a hundred better options to choose from.
Joeboo
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I do love seafood, but I'm also perfectly happy living in the beef & BBQ capitol of the world. Even fresh ground beef is awesome, it's nice knowing people that raise cattle. Every year when we buy half a cow, it's almost better than Christmas. Fresh ground beef & steaks for about $2-$3 a pound is badass.
Yet inexplicably, people still love McRibs at McDonalds when they are on sale each year, even though that's basically the equivalent of eating LJS while in California or Florida.
Yet inexplicably, people still love McRibs at McDonalds when they are on sale each year, even though that's basically the equivalent of eating LJS while in California or Florida.
Hekotat
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DQ is fucking awesome now, those fuckers just built one 2 blocks down the street.
BTW, your story made me bust out laughing at work.
Tarrant
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It's okay, a step below A&W if you have those. They have a spicy burger there that my wife really likes.
Grumpus
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Depends on if the employee's care. If they do its pretty good. The chicken strips are mighty salty which I like.
If you have never had one, try a Mr.Misty Float. Its a slurpee with soft serve ice cream in it. Pretty damn good.
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Their crispy chicken sandwich is great (best in fast food imo) and their fries are top tier. The flamethrower burger is good but the liquid smoke is obvious in their burgers.