The Fast Food Thread

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Good to see, seemed unlikely they'd stopped stocking it as a whole. Was figuring it was just distribution opting out which likely could've been requested (even the 100k sq ft stores only carried about 2/3 of our total universal stock, ignoring regional stuff) - but looks like it was simply an out of stock issue.
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The Ancient_sl

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If you consider screwing this thing onto the bag and depressing the lever at the end to be "too much trouble" then you may be right.

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I sure don't. Thanks for introducing me to the product.
 

Vaclav

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Hell yeah, Tony came through.
Nah, still not gotten a call back - starting to wonder if he's on vacation or something. Don't really know too many others in the distribution levels, wasn't something I dealt with often.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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So I got this at the store the other day. I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in a meat product before. It literally tastes and smells like dirt. Pretty much exactly like dirt. Not even the slightest hint of salami or cheddar flavor, the only two things it's supposedly made out of. Just plain awful. One of the worst things I've ever eaten.
 

Xevy

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I just had chicken tenders at O'Charleys. I ran out of honey mustard with one chicken tender left.

God is dead.
 

Joeboo

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all the O'Charleys around here closed down. Their buttery rolls are goddamned awesome. Probably the 2nd best free bread item at any chain behind only Red Lobsters Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
 

Gnomedolf

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Went to McDonald's for breakfast. Bacon/egg/cheese bagel and a sausage burrito. So damn good. The drive thru line wrapped around the building. Hard to believe that McDonald's sales are in a huge slump.
 

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Every time I see a Taco Bell commercial saying don't be enslaved by McDonalds Breakfast I get angry, then think about how delicious McDonalds breakfast is.
 

BrutulTM

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Those taco bell commercials are retarded.

"Most fast food breakfast is just an english muffin or a bagel with some egg and meat on it but look at this fucking taco we made!"

Actually it's english muffin/bagel/biscuit with some egg and meat on it. You are offering one of the 3 standard options in a funny shape.

"The AM crunch wrap has the hash brown IN the sandwich! Can you believe it? No one else has that!"

It's not too tough to take the lid off of your mcmuffin and put hash brown in there if that's what you want, but no one does because that's not what anyone wants.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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Who doesn't want a hash brown on their breakfast sandwich? Shit is delicious. Don't tell me you just eat a hash brown by itself with ketchup.
 

Grimmlokk

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So I got this at the store the other day. I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in a meat product before. It literally tastes and smells like dirt. Pretty much exactly like dirt. Not even the slightest hint of salami or cheddar flavor, the only two things it's supposedly made out of. Just plain awful. One of the worst things I've ever eaten.
That reminds me, there's this one older dude at my home bar that makes his ownSoppressata(Supersod). He hangs it to cure in his garage and once or twice a year he'll bring some to the bar to share.

Holy fuck. Shit is crazy delicious. You're supposed to eat it on crackers or whatever, but when it's sliced nice and thin I just sit it on my tongue. It pretty much melts in your mouth. It's like if all the best salamis in the world got together and enacted a rigorous Salami Eugenics program to breed only the greatest and most tasty piece of meat to shove in your face.

He said you can get a sort of similar effect if you just buy the best salami from your local place and let it sit in the fridge for weeks. Haven't tried it yet.
 

chaos

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Every time I see a Taco Bell commercial saying don't be enslaved by McDonalds Breakfast I get angry, then think about how delicious McDonalds breakfast is.
I haven't had a good anything from McDonald's in many years. The breakfast is almost always fucked up or just off tasting. Maybe it is just every McDonald's in VA. The one close to my house stinks like bad oil or something, I don't know what, but it constantly has an offensive odor. I can't imagine ever eating that shit.
 

Malakriss

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Did McD's drop the selects again? My local one has been "out" of them for a week now.