The Fast Food Thread

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Alex

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CPK is surprisingly good for a chain. I dig a few of the fusion pizzas. The Spicy Chipotle Pizza is delicious.

I haven't been to any of the SF joints on that top 101 list except for Del Popolo. Meh. I've been to quite a few other places way better than that. For the NY spots, I have tried Grimaldi's and it is fucking delicious. I'm surprised at how many of the Chicago places I've been to.
 

Soygen

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What is CPK? Is that the actual or is it an acronym?
 

Soygen

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Just checked their site and there are 3 of them around here! I've only ever seen that in a grocery store. Didn't know they were an actual pizza place.
 

Falstaff

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I like it, but as others have said, some pizzas are better than others and the combinations are definitely fun and unique. I've never tried the frozen stuff.
 

Mur_sl

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If you recognize this guy, you already know; if not I feel bad for you. Some of the best Pie I have ever eaten, and I made Pizza for a living for about 10 years.

Home Slice Pizza in Austin, TX
 

Falstaff

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I don't know if it was because I was drunk the entire week or what, but Slice of Life pizza in Wilmington, NC was probably the best I can ever remember eating. I think we ate it every day.
 

McCheese

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I will concede that being drunk will elevate almost any pizza to heavenly status.
 

Gravy

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I will concede that being drunk will elevate almost any pizza to heavenly status.
A lot of truth to this. My drunk pizza of choice in college was Domino's jalapeno and sausage. It made for some interesting morning poopage.

I really am not a Domino's fan today though, it's just awful. Maybe I need to drink more.
 

Noodleface

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When I was hammered I got one of those premade footlong subs at walmart at 2AM. To this day I still remember it being the best sandwich I've ever eaten in my life. Being drunk does magical things to food.
 

McCheese

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Washington D.C metropolitan area. Read: suburbs. For every decent mom and pop restaurant we have 5 Applebee's, 10 Olive Gardens, and a dozen Red Lobsters.

Today I was given a card for Chipotle that says something like "Bring this card and a friend to Chipotle and get a FREE burrito, burrito bowl, or salad with the purchase of one at regular price." Unfortunately, I don't have any friends so I wonder if they'll actually require me to present my friend if I go. I may treat myself to a double burrito lunch on Friday.
I just polished off my 2 burrito lunch and it was everything I dreamed of and more. I had been excited for it all week and it lived up to expectations. I didn't even need to bring a friend!

It's been a really long time since I've been to Chipotle. I forgot how tasty it is, although I still prefer California Tortilla because I enjoy the various hot sauces.
 

Xevy

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It has happened. The worst has come.

The Dollar Menu has fallen. November 4th McDoubles and McChickens will be $1.69.

Welp, glad I'm already out of college. I saved hundreds during the Golden Fried Era.
 

Erronius

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I went to McDonalds for lunch on Monday out of expediency between classes and ordered a Big Mac meal. The girl at the counter asked me if I wanted the meal, or if I wanted to get the "big mac" special where you can get 2 BMs for the price of 1. Then I asked how much a normal BM was.

I probably should have gone ahead and just got 2 BMs, but I was shocked when she gave me a price somewhere north of $4 for a single BM. I've worked at McDonalds before and I know how little actually goes into a BM, so I was having a hard time trying to process how a big mac costs over $4 each.
 

Soygen

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1 Big Mac costs almost 1 hour of McD's employee wage. Geeze.
 

Erronius

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I should totally open my own burger place and make a superior version of the Big Mac and sell it for less.

And I shall call it, the Big Mick.
 

Soygen

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I should totally open my own burger place and make a superior version of the Big Mac and sell it for less.

And I shall call it, the Big Mick.
I've got just the guy who will work with you!

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supertouch_sl

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Speaking of McDonald's, I used fake coupons for free value meals (posted them on the FoH site at some point) maybe twenty times over the course of a month and ended up developing gout in my ankle. I don't know what I was thinking.
 

joz123

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Fucking Wendy's changed the chicken that was used in the monterrey ranch dollar sandwich. The one near me was using breast meat on it and now its a patty, really lame.