The Fast Food Thread

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Chysamere

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I should just pack a box with a bunch of different weird and wonderful shit, and randomly send it to a regular on here, on the condition they eat it all and post their thoughts.
 
Joeboo

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Theres a jackhole that works at my local Taco Bell who talks over the drive-thru intercom like he's Michael Buffer announcing a prize fight.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU??!??!

Had the dude take my order twice, I'm not going back to that Taco Bell. F that guy. I don't like overly cheerful fast food workers. They should know that their job sucks, and only give me service begrudgingly, like it's a horrible chore to get that extra fire sauce for me.
 
Alex

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I would dig a cat like that and would probably play along. But that's because I'm an enjoyable person who doesn't get shitty when they experience other happy people.
 
Intrinsic

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Whatever man. The girl at Chick-fil-A this morning was all, "Good morning! My name is Wendy and it is my pleasure to take your order. What can I make for you?" no one should be that happy at 6am, especially not some WASPy 16 year old.

Actually my biscuit was great, but I always turn down the free newspaper. Stop being so nice to me!
 
Mist

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The chick-fil-a in Rhode Island hires the perkiest 16 year olds. I wasn't previously aware we had girls of such perkiness in this shithole of a state.
 
Phazael

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Try leaving the sun blocking lunar eclipse of the shadow of your mom's titanic ass and you might notice these things.

But for the record, I think the Sonics out here in cali seem to hire the friendliest jailbait. Too bad their food tastes like cardboard.
 
Xevy

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My McD's usually has a 18-25 year old black woman at the drive thru. I'm so usual (3-4 times a week, same time) some get to know me and we flirt. Nothing like a little brown sugar with my iced coffee.
 
Borzak

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I'm curious how often ya'll eat fast food. I never really followed the thread much till I changed work and the guys eat fast food every day. I'm not sure I could handle it that much. I do it twice a week at most. Otherwise I eat real food brought from home or I run home for lunch sinc I'm temporarily living 3 minutes away.

Edited - you guys made me sound way too northern.
 
Mist

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Phazael_sl said:
Try leaving the sun blocking lunar eclipse of the shadow of your mom's titanic ass and you might notice these things.

But for the record, I think the Sonics out here in cali seem to hire the friendliest jailbait. Too bad their food tastes like cardboard.
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I don't generally spend a lot of time looking at or interacting with 16 year olds regardless of the light blocking properties of my mom's titanic ass.
 
Alex

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Borzak_sl said:
I'm curious how often ya'll eat fast food. I never really followed the thread much till I changed work and the guys eat fast food every day. I'm not sure I could handle it that much. I do it twice a week at most. Otherwise I eat real food brought from home or I run home for lunch sinc I'm temporarily living 3 minutes away.

Edited - you guys made me sound way too northern.
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I'll eat out a couple times a week. I have to switch it up though. I can't eat at the same place too often. A man needs options.
 
Falstaff

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Borzak_sl said:
I'm curious how often ya'll eat fast food. I never really followed the thread much till I changed work and the guys eat fast food every day. I'm not sure I could handle it that much. I do it twice a week at most. Otherwise I eat real food brought from home or I run home for lunch sinc I'm temporarily living 3 minutes away.

Edited - you guys made me sound way too northern.
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Usually twice a week for lunch but I work in downtown Chicago so I could do it everyday and it would probably take me 3 months before I ate at the same place twice.
 
Intrinsic

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Borzak_sl said:
I'm curious how often ya'll eat fast food. I never really followed the thread much till I changed work and the guys eat fast food every day. I'm not sure I could handle it that much. I do it twice a week at most. Otherwise I eat real food brought from home or I run home for lunch sinc I'm temporarily living 3 minutes away.

Edited - you guys made me sound way too northern.
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Almost never. I get fast food breakfast like twice a week on the morning ride home from weights at the gym b/c I'm terrible about eating enough in general and protein shakes, etc... are just dumb. So I get a chicken biscuit and call it a success.
 
Noodleface

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Joeboo eats taco bell 46 times a day. He posted his transactions

I go about once a month, used to go twice a day and got the betes
 
Tarrant

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I eat it once every few weeks now that I've started working at dropping weight.

Which is a shame because once McDonalds starts serving breakfast all day my will power will truly be tested to simply not live off a steady diet of egg white mcmuffins.
 
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