The Fast Food Thread

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Khane

Got something right about marriage
20,346
14,012
What the hell kind of name is Hydrox for a cookie anyway? It sounds like wound treatment.
 

Agraza

Registered Hutt
6,890
521
Hydrox derived its name from the atoms comprising water. In 1908, the creators of the cookie were looking for a name that would convey "purity and goodness."[2] Since water is known for those qualities, they developed the name from the elements making up a water molecule. Market research later determined that the name was not well received and was more evocative of cleaning solutions than cookies.
Hydrox - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"Clean" water was a developing issue at the turn of the century, so I can see how they'd go that way. Better to pick fun catchy names for snacks though. Snickers, for example, was named after a horse.
 

Ritley

Karazhan Raider
15,994
34,991
Had the bacon club chalupa, pretty good. The box for $5 is more than I can eat, so super cheap too
 

Ritley

Karazhan Raider
15,994
34,991
Thought you were an Indy guy. Journey is amazing pan-Asian cuisine, but it's 20 bucks. But infinite Alaskan Snow Crab legs!
I live in the Avon/Plainfield area, hadn't heard of this place until I looked it up. While it looks good, I wouldn't consider that place Chinese food at all. Really more like a Japanese steakhouse with a buffet
 

Fight

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
4,640
5,560
Oreos are a cookie, not a biscuit. We speak American in this thread.

I can't believe how many weirdos there are in this thread saying regular is better than double stuffed. The cookie part of the Oreo is something you tolerate to get to the sweet, creamy frosting in the middle. Therefore, more frosting = better Oreo. It is known.

Next we're going to have some hipster fucks saying they only eat Hydrox.
The McCheese has spoken. Crawl back into your holes in shame cookie supporters.
 

Xexx

Vyemm Raider
7,745
1,810
I am jealous of everyone outside Miami, all we have are mostly mainstream McDonalds, BK type shit unless you go "hunting" - There are like 3-4 chic fil a's that im aware of and some 5 guys. I was happy when they put Sonic's back down here but it just doesnt seem up to snuff anymore.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
28,433
44,761
The McCheese has spoken. Crawl back into your holes in shame cookie supporters.
I always assume the opposite of McCheese is what someone with good taste would choose. His post has only reinforced my opinion.

Honestly, Oreo are shit cookies overall.
 

Araxen

Golden Baronet of the Realm
10,459
7,852
Oreos are only good with milk. By themselves they are pretty terrible cookies
Wow, I was just going to post this. Double Stuff Oreo's with milk are awesome as hell, but by themselves they are nothing special.
 

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
6,918
4,315
SPEAKING OF OREOS!

Did I talk about the Reese's Oreos?

I buy anything I haven't seen before if it's chocolate and peanut butter. Grabbed some mini Reese's Oreos, because obviously.

412F0VPDnOL.jpg



Mediocre. Crazy dry, made them unpleasant. They'd probably be delicious in the weird milk smooshed form some folks here like though.
I was also really disappointed with the Reese's Oreos. My sister bought a package of them a while ago and she didn't like them, so she passed them off to my dad (who LOVES Reese's cups) but he didn't like them either. They got passed off to me and I didn't really enjoy them, so it took me a couple days to finish the package off.
 

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
I was also really disappointed with the Reese's Oreos. My sister bought a package of them a while ago and she didn't like them, so she passed them off to my dad (who LOVES Reese's cups) but he didn't like them either. They got passed off to me and I didn't really enjoy them, so it took me a couple days to finish the package off.
I was just going to tell him to try the regular instead of the minis, because I loved them. I only had them with milk, maybe solo they are terribad or something. They were my favorite Oreo OF ALL TIME.

Anyone who prefers regular to double stuff sucks cock by choice. The regular don't absorb milk as well as the double stuff, making them a poor substitute and the mediocre cookie:succulent cream filling ratio is all fucked up.
 

Ritley

Karazhan Raider
15,994
34,991
That makes no sense at all. The cream doesn't absorb milk, at least not in any appreciable amount.

Anyways, the best Oreos are the watermelon kind that target gets in the summer. Sounds weird, but they are awesome