The Fast Food Thread

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chaos

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Ritley_sl said:
That makes no sense at all. The cream doesn't absorb milk, at least not in any appreciable amount.

Anyways, the best Oreos are the watermelon kind that target gets in the summer. Sounds weird, but they are awesome
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I'm not a doctor of physics man, I have no idea why, but the double stuff have a much greater absorption rate and absorb more completely than the normal Oreos do. If anyone is studying fluid dynamics, this is thesis material here. I NEED TO KNOW WHY

BTW, since I can't have Oreos anymore I tried NewmanO's once. They are made with rice flour and suffering. Don't eat NewmanOs.
 
Grimmlokk

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Does no one eat their Oreos like God intended? Cookie + Creme in every bite. Shit's made to be eaten together. Bunch of heathens.

So, anyone tried these?

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Please tell me they are amazing, I'm not sure my heart could handle the news of them being as bad as the Reese's ones...
 
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chaos_sl said:
I was just going to tell him to try the regular instead of the minis, because I loved them. I only had them with milk, maybe solo they are terribad or something. They were my favorite Oreo OF ALL TIME.

Anyone who prefers regular to double stuffsucks cockby choice. The regular don't absorb milk as well as the double stuff, making them a poor substitute and the mediocre cookie:succulent cream fillingratio is all fucked up.
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I don't know if your side has the strong argument here
 
chaos

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That is how weight loss consultants intended you to eat them, not god. God was incapable of creating the Oreo, man destroyed god the moment he made the perfect cookie.
 
McCheese

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I went to Arby's tonight and saw they have 3 new brown sugar bacon sandwiches. I got the Brown Sugar Bacon and Roast Beef (pictured below):

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Holy shit, it was incredibly delicious. One of the best fast food sandwiches I've ever had.Go try this right now!
 
Vaclav

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McCheese_sl said:
I went to Arby's tonight and saw they have 3 new brown sugar bacon sandwiches. I got the Brown Sugar Bacon and Roast Beef (pictured below):

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Holy shit, it was incredibly delicious. One of the best fast food sandwiches I've ever had.Go try this right now!
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I love all the components - but bacon on roast beef seems wrong.
 
Fifey

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Xevy_sl said:
Sometimes I feel bad for Mist because she gets dogpiled by all the fat, single, redpilling nerds... BUT THEN SHE SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS!
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She just needs a good double stuff and she'll be right as rain.

AMIRITE?
 
Mist

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Xevy_sl said:
Sometimes I feel bad for Mist because she gets dogpiled by all the fat, single, redpilling nerds... BUT THEN SHE SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS!
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Regular oreos just don't taste like they're made with real chocolate. :/
 
Mist

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Some people say bacon is overplayed, but I haven't found anything yet that isn't improved by adding bacon. I'm gonna try putting bacon in oatmeal someday.
 
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