The Fast Food Thread

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The Ancient_sl

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Yeah I don't get the PEx hate. It's consistent which is more than I can say for most Chinese places around me. The fact that it's also consistently better than most Chinese places around here is really just more damning of those Chinese places, but it's notterribleby any stretch.

The mall locations are another story, but that's true of almost any food court stall.
 

BrutulTM

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Panda Express is not good but very edible. I've definitely had worse food at chinese buffets.
 

Itlan

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One of Firehouse's intermittent menu items is back, if you like southern style BBQ sandwiches with a twist. It's not too bad for a national chain BBQ sammy. Something of a messy eat though and definitely not a "to go" sort of item.

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That looks pretty good, I've never had Firehouse tho.
 

Soygen

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I didn't even know there were non-mall Panda Expresses. I've only seen them in the mall and haven't eaten at one since probably high school.
 

McCheese

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I've become quite partial to Firehouse since first going there several months ago. It's become a 2 - 3 times per month dinner choice. I'll definitely be trying that King's Hawaiian.
 

Royal

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That looks pretty good, I've never had Firehouse tho.
Neither had I until they offered that for the first time and it looked worth trying. The only other thing I've had there was a meatball sub, which tasted okay but I hated the way they split the bread and serve it pretty much open-faced. I'll be paying them a visit again soon though for that Hawaiian.
 

Noodleface

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Gonna be honest bros, I never understood why you would soil a burger with an unfertilized birg egg. Just never understood that shit.
 

BrutulTM

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Do 5 Japanese people order that for lunch and carve it like a turkey? It looks good but also probably impossible to eat.
 

Soygen

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Just when I thought you had reached maximum super-taster faggotry, you kick it up a notch!
 

Chysamere

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Do 5 Japanese people order that for lunch and carve it like a turkey? It looks good but also probably impossible to eat.
Japanese people would disassemble it and eat it with a knife and fork.

Me? I'll man up, pick it up, and eat it like a boss, while Japanese people look on with a mixture of awe and disgust.
 

Noodleface

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Brutal confirmed has toddler sized stomach.

Not a stomach the size of a toddler, a stomach the size of a toddler's stomach.