The Fast Food Thread

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Alex

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A lady in this office I used to work would make these delicious chocolate covered Oreos. I was just crushed up Oreos mixed with cream cheese and then dipped in chocolate. One of the great homemade desserts I've ever had.
 

Chysamere

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Crushed oreos make a wonderful biscuit base for cheesecake, particularly chocolate mint cheesecake.
 

Vaclav

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I love when bits of cookies get soggy and fall into the glass of milk during the dipping process. After you've polished off the cookies you get that final, sweet, semi-cookie-flavored milk to drink. Soooo good.
Bah, just man up like I do from the get-go - like 6 Oreos in the milk, weigh down with the spoon until the bubbles stop - then eat with spoon.
 

Column_sl

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My favorite milk Dunker is still Chips ahoy. I like it better then even the homemade cookies.

It however does nothing to the milk like Cereal does.
 

Joeboo

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Crushed oreos make a wonderful biscuit base for cheesecake, particularly chocolate mint cheesecake.
The best cheesecake I've had in my entire life was a turtle cheesecake with an oreo crust. chocolate oreo crust, and I think there were small pieces of oreo in the actual cheesecake filling itself too, then topped with hot fudge, melted caramel, and roasted pecans.

So goddamned good.
 

chaos

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Yeah oreo crust is fucking legit. You could probably do the same with any cookie of choice. Oreo crust with a peanut butter cheesecake would probably become sentient and smite other cheesecakes as it ascended to its throne.
 

Royal

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They sell a ready made pie crust from crushed Oreo wafers. The crushed shortbread is awesome to.

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Feien

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I don't see how they could possibly produce an improved deep fried Oreo.
This one time I was making Churros with some friends. We screwed up the batter, but we used it to cover Oreos and deep fry them. Rolled them on Cinammon and Sugar and had some condensed milk or caramel as dipping sauces. W called the Churreos.

Best thing ever
 

Falstaff

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A lady in this office I used to work would make these delicious chocolate covered Oreos. I was just crushed up Oreos mixed with cream cheese and then dipped in chocolate. One of the great homemade desserts I've ever had.
My friends wife makes these for every party we go to. They are gone about five minutes after they show up.
 

McCheese

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I had a Taco Bell feast tonight. The bacon club chalupa was bleh, kind of tasted like a taco that someone dropped bacon bits on. Not bad but nothing special. Cap'n Crunch bites were amazing though. I really enjoyed them, and that review that was posted a while ago is some ivory-tower bullshit.
 

Araxen

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I had a Taco Bell feast tonight. The bacon club chalupa was bleh, kind of tasted like a taco that someone dropped bacon bits on. Not bad but nothing special. Cap'n Crunch bites were amazing though. I really enjoyed them, and that review that was posted a while ago is some ivory-tower bullshit.
I didn't even know Cap'n Crunch bites were a thing. It's not the best cereal because that award goes to Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I must try those bites.
 

Tarrant

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I've always like the vanilla better then chocolate oreos. But not made by Nabisco, just the off brands are fine.

Never been a big fan of oreos, the cookie it too overpowering.
They make a reverse Oreo with chocolate cream with vanilla cookie that is pretty dope.
 

Grimmlokk

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Grilled Stuft Nacho: Made poorly, half ingredients on left side half on right and it just didn't taste great. Folded it over, delicious. I'm a culinary genius.

Cap'n Crunch Delights: Disappointing. Undercooked and not served very hot. One was done right and was pretty damn tasty, the other 3 were way too doughy and the icing filling stuff was sorta congealed. A real let down.
 

Ritley

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Take the opposite of what McCheese says and you have the reality of the situation at least 90% of the time.
 

McCheese

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Found at a Dollar Store. It's basically Dr Pepper flavored Twizzlers. Verdict: They suck
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My brother is a big Dr. Pepper fan, so last Christmas I bought him a bunch of Dr. Pepper-themed edibles: Dr. Pepper Jelly Beans, Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce, and Dr. Pepper twizzlers. They're all pretty good imo. I believe you can find them all on Amazon if anyone wants to try some.

In other news, i ate at Jimmy John's yesterday and it was alright. I got a ham sandwich, which basically tasted like something I could make myself at home, although the bread was really tasty. They had just finished baking it and taken it out of the oven so that might be why. Anyway, I noticed too late that they have something called "the gargantuan", so I'm considering driving to the one by my house today and picking that up for lunch.

Yes, I know they deliver, but I don't do delivery.
 

Harshaw

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Jimmy Johns is just good cold sandwiches, but yeah it's nothing super spectacular. The Gargantuan is good, but I like their Italian sandwich with hot peppers.