The Fast Food Thread

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Itlan

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Yeah the dude reviewing the new Taco Bell items called tomatoes and lettuce crunchy water.
 
Borzak

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I had subway yesterday for probably the first time in a year. We sent out, so I got a meatball sub since I figured it was the only thing I could get and look like what I ordered. I guess I was right, 1/2 the people who ordered out said their order was fucked up.
 
Royal

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They screw your order up 1/3 of the time that you're standing right there saying "No I didn't ask for .." and "You forgot the ..." There's no way in hell I'd order something with as many moving parts as your average cold sub over the phone.
 
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Xevy_sl said:
My father cooks on Sundays for my family and he made like 20lbs of cheddar mashed potatoes. So my mom repurposed them by making them into 'patties' and frying them in bacon grease. I'm not going to lie, it makes latke's taste like shredded garbage in comparison.
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Bro you ain't never hearda tater cakes?
 
Gnomedolf

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My soft tacos had lettuce. They need something to use to fill up the tortilla since they only put a thimble full of meat in them.
 
Royal

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One of the local Mexican places serves fish tacos with a type of slaw rather than lettuce on them. More crunch and more substantial than lettuce.
 
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Royal_sl said:
They screw your order up 1/3 of the time that you're standing right there saying "No I didn't ask for .." and "You forgot the ..." There's no way in hell I'd order something with as many moving parts as your average cold sub over the phone.
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Chipotle has their shit together on this front. Their website gives really detailed options, allows multiple orders with multiple names etc. Top notch.
 
Itlan

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Royal_sl said:
One of the local Mexican places serves fish tacos with a type of slaw rather than lettuce on them. More crunch and more substantial than lettuce.
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Most fish tacos are served with cabbage instead of lettuce you savage.
 
Gnomedolf

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Went to Arby's tonight and I was bitterly disappointed. I got the brown sugar BLT. First, it didn't have bacon slices. For them to make my sandwich, someone must have used a spoon to scoop up all the bacon bits and dump them on the bun. It was a fuckin mess. Second, they were out of the Hawaiian bun and had to use a regular one. Third, as someone else stated, the bacon is way too sweet. It's like eating a sugar sandwich.

Sorry, Arby's, but your curly fries were not enough to save this abomination of a meal.
 
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Gnomedolf_sl said:
My soft tacos had lettuce. They need something to use to fill up the tortilla since they only put a thimble full of meat in them.
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It could be my imagination, because I'm sure they use some kind of standardized 'scoop', but when I order no lettuce on the soft tacos, it seems like I get more beef and cheese. At least sometimes.

I just really hate the taste of their bagged lettuce.
 
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Gnomedolf_sl said:
Went to Arby's tonight and I was bitterly disappointed. I got the brown sugar BLT. First, it didn't have bacon slices. For them to make my sandwich, someone must have used a spoon to scoop up all the bacon bits and dump them on the bun. It was a fuckin mess. Second, they were out of the Hawaiian bun and had to use a regular one. Third, as someone else stated, the bacon is way too sweet. It's like eating a sugar sandwich.

Sorry, Arby's, but your curly fries were not enough to save this abomination of a meal.
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The correct way to do Arby's is to first make a stop at your local liquor store and pick up a 750 mL of Vodka, then swing through the drive thru at Arby's and get a Jamocha shake, and mix. If you're extra lucky your liquor store has a drive thru so you never even have to get out of the car.
 
Borzak

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Didn't realise they weren't everywhere. Of course I'm from a state that the drinking age was 18 until the federal government threatened to cut off highway funding. We also had beer vending machines (like a coke machine with beer) in public places up until just a few years ago.
 
Siliconemelons

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Soygen_sl said:
Crunchy water is what I heard someone call it recently. Was that in this thread?
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Iceburg lettuce like celery is crunchy water and has no real nutritional value - romaine and other "greener" types of lettuce does have some actual nutritional value.

lol crunchy water is hilariously accurate.
 
Lanx

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Royal_sl said:
They screw your order up 1/3 of the time that you're standing right there saying "No I didn't ask for .." and "You forgot the ..." There's no way in hell I'd order something with as many moving parts as your average cold sub over the phone.
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Anyone have a problem w/ many Subways owned by Indians? half the time it's "My friend,! you wanted olives?" "Oh i'm sorry my friend, you wanted olives?" like wtf.

Grimmlokk_sl said:
As for lettuce, it's for texture not flavor. Duh.
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lettuce also has zero nutritional value and will kill your rabbit if you feed it lettuce b/c it's like 90% water and they will die from bloat.
 
Itlan

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Can you faggots shut up about lettuce? This isn't the salad thread, it's fast food.

Fuck. Who complains about lettuce?

Fucking dicks. I'm rustled.
 
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