The Fast Food Thread

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Falstaff

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Honestly can't believe this has been going on this long. Every 63 pages or so we have a discussion about sandwich places and it's always like this:

1. Local mom and pop shop that only your town has
2. Regional/specialty sandwich place
3. Any place that toasts/steams subs
4. Any place that has more cold subs/only cold subs
5. Hole in the wall Mexican joint (torta bro)
122. Subway

that being said the best place for sandwiches in Chicago isJ.P. Graziano Grocery Sub Shop
 

Joeboo

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Olives are satan, on a sandwich, on a pizza, doesn't matter. Black olives on a pizza looks like cockroaches crawled into the cheese and got baked to death
 

Xevy

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My father cooks on Sundays for my family and he made like 20lbs of cheddar mashed potatoes. So my mom repurposed them by making them into 'patties' and frying them in bacon grease. I'm not going to lie, it makes latke's taste like shredded garbage in comparison.
 

BrutulTM

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I certainly wouldn't act like that somewhere else, where they make your food in the back.
I was thinking the same thing. I heard a podcast once where one of the guys on it was talking about being a server at Olive Garden and one of the waitresses coming to the back, saying "I hate this family" and then taking a bread stick, shoving it down the back of her pants and pulling it out the front, and then throwing it back in the basket and going back out. I wonder if they asked for extra butter.
 

chaos

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I know a lot of people who work in food service and none of them have ever actually seen anything like that. Not that it doesn't happen, just thankfully it doesn't seem to be common. Maybe it is a culture thing, because I never worked food service but if I ever did and saw someone do that shit I wouldn't just let it fly.
 

Ritley

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Yeah, I think the messing with people's food thing is way overblown. I think most people realize that getting caught doing shit like that will get you fired and likely charged with some shit.
 

Gnomedolf

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I'm sick with bronchitis, but I somehow got a craving to consume a large quantity of something. So, I just ate 9 Taco Bell soft taco's. It was horrible, but I couldn't stop.
 

Fifey

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Yeah, I think the messing with people's food thing is way overblown. I think most people realize that getting caught doing shit like that will get you fired and likely charged with some shit.
When I was 15, my buddy worked at subway and we used to throw tomatoes on the ground then cut them and serve them. I never worked there.
 

Soygen

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Crunchy water is what I heard someone call it recently. Was that in this thread?