The Fast Food Thread

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Borzak

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McCheese_sl said:
I never knew there were named brand freezer pops. As recently as Sunday I have always had the no named ones without any clear packaging (i.e, just clear tubes filled with liquid). Then again Im a freezer pop mooch and in my 30+ years on this earth I have never once bought them myself.
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I never heard of them either, just plain ones. Guess I'm too told and/or stopped eating them too young.
 
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Borzak_sl said:
I never heard of them either, just plain ones. Guess I'm too told and/or stopped eating them too young.
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Bro you gotta live.

Treat yourself tonight. Stop at the local wally world, grab a 300 pack of freeze packs and then.. shit. Ok, grab them tonight and put them in the freezer then enjoy them tomorrow night. Draw a nice warm bath, pop some bubbly, and crack open the frozen nectar of the gods. Fuck the coconut ones though. I mean, don't literally fuck them, just toss them. THEY ARE SHIT.

Sometimes if you're lucky, the store will sell pre-frozen ones. Good Guy Walmart right there.
 
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Gravy_sl said:
Milk was a dime when I was in school. Holy fuck, I'm old.
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Gravy's lunchroom in high school:

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I never had anything store-bought in my lunch. Other kids had stuff like the juice boxes and Capri Sun pouches but I always had to make due with a thermos full of milk or kool-aid. We never got the microwave Schwann 5" pizzas either, just sandwiches or maybe some leftovers. Yes I am a child abuse survivor.
 
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Yeah, I probably drank milk 99% of the time. We never had soda, kool-aid, flavor barrels. We had fast food probably like twice a year. The struggle was real.
 
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BrutulTM_sl said:
I never had anything store-bought in my lunch. Other kids had stuff like the juice boxes and Capri Sun pouches but I always had to make due with a thermos full of milk or kool-aid. We never got the microwave Schwann 5" pizzas either, just sandwiches or maybe some leftovers. Yes I am a child abuse survivor.
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Hate to break it to you bro, but Kool-aid is store bought. So is milk for that matter, unless you had your own cows.
 
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We did have our own cows, and made our Kool-aid from scratch.
 
Chysamere

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I stand corrected! Did you actually mix the ingredients for kool aid together or are you just talking about mixing the package into water?
 
Borzak

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Gravy_sl said:
Milk was a dime when I was in school. Holy fuck, I'm old.
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I think it was 5 cents or a dime when I went, an OJ was a quarter. Lunch was .75 to .90 if I remember right.

I loved lunch in middle school. It was before all the health stuff they have now. We had shrimp creole every Wed. Real honest to god shrimp creole, not pre packaged crap. I still know the lunch ladies daughter and I ran into her a year ago and asked if she was still cooking it lol.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
Bro you gotta live.

Treat yourself tonight. Stop at the local wally world, grab a 300 pack of freeze packs and then.. shit. Ok, grab them tonight and put them in the freezer then enjoy them tomorrow night. Draw a nice warm bath, pop some bubbly, and crack open the frozen nectar of the gods. Fuck the coconut ones though. I mean, don't literally fuck them, just toss them. THEY ARE SHIT.

Sometimes if you're lucky, the store will sell pre-frozen ones. Good Guy Walmart right there.
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Just what every diabetic needs, 300 freeze pops haha.

Oh we ate the shit out of ice cream, just not otter pops. They had freeze pops but it was kind of considered the ghetto treat to be honest.
 
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Borzak_sl said:
Just what every diabetic needs, 300 freeze pops haha.

Oh we ate the shit out of ice cream, just not otter pops. They had freeze pops but it was kind of considered the ghetto treat to be honest.
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I'm diabetic and they aren't that bad for you. I think each is like 5g of sugar
 
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Well when you eat 12 of them naked, that's like...a lot of sugar man!
 
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