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Tarrant

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Growing up I had a dairy allergy that i grew out of around 6 or so. I still remember having milk for the first real time, I hated it and up till then i put water in my cereal. It sounds gross but when it's all you ever knew then you didn't know.

After that we got the juice barrels, kool-aid and milk. We got Hi-C juice boxs on road trips, which we took often. For lunch I was a hot lunch kid. My mom worked early in the morning and didn't have much time to make our lunches. I remember taking lunch regularly until around 3rd grade and then it was hot lunch after that with the occasional brown bag lunch full of awesomeness that my mom wanted to make me to show how awesome I was.

My favorite cookie growing up was a toss up between Oreos and Windmill cookies.
 
Royal

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Tarrant_sl said:
Growing up I had a dairy allergy that i grew out of around 6 or so. I still remember having milk for the first real time, I hated it and up till then i put water in my cereal. It sounds gross but when it's all you ever knew then you didn't know.
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I didn't have a dairy allergy but damn did I hate plain white milk growing up. I still do. I never drink the shit. When I ate cereal as a kid, I would try to time finishing the bowl to when my mom wasn't around so I could dump that shit down out in the sink. She sure as hell wouldn't let me throw away food. But I did like chocolate milk, and then one day she went grocery shopping and bought ...

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By the time you finished the bowl it had turned the milk into ... chocolate milk!

Chocolate flavored rice is the best rice !!!
 
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I wonder why there are no sugar free otter pops. It seems like most people like them because they are low calorie, why not put some Aspartame or Splenda in those things and make them zero calories?

I eat them frequently in the summer time but I always warm them up with my hands until I can crush them into slush and then eat them like a tiny slurpee.
 
Xevy

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I had a Diet Coke packed into my lunch in middle school, because we're upper middle class and they were preparing me for a drone-style office job. Too bad I never got one.

One of my best friends always had a salad with bacon bits and ranch dressing every day and I was super jealous of it. Jealous of his salad. He's gay now. Probably the salad.
 
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Every year the church/catholic school near me has a weekend fair thing. I hit it day 1 hour 1 for a single purpose: Funnel Cake. Just ate a whole one. I feel like I might be dying. I regret nothing.
 
Ritley

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Man, you guys brought your lunch to school? That's rich right there. When the school sells you your lunch for $0.25, you eat that shit. Bringing your own was too expensive
 
Joeboo

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Borzak_sl said:
The crisis is over. They started making blue bell ice cream again today.
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What was the deal with that? All I know is that for the last 2-3 months one of the freezers at the grocery store has been completely empty with a sign on it talking about distribution issues with Blue Bell Ice Cream.
 
Vaclav

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joeboo_sl said:
What was the deal with that? All I know is that for the last 2-3 months one of the freezers at the grocery store has been completely empty with a sign on it talking about distribution issues with Blue Bell Ice Cream.
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Weren't they the ice cream brand that had the salmonella issue in the Spring or so?
 
Joeboo

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Holy shit

http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/08/bl...-cx&cx_tag=pop

After nearly five months, $10 million, 1,500 fired employees, the sale of one-third of its company ownership (to a billionaire oil heir), and a whiff of chicanery from its listeria-fear-fueled recall, Blue Bell has at long last started "crankin' ice cream" again
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Hell, all it did was kill 3 people in kansas. They deserve a commendation for that. Too many kansas around as it is...

What you should know about the Blue Bell recall

reports that 10 people have gotten sick, with three deaths reported in Kansas. Other cases of Listeria infection allegedly related to the outbreak have been reported in Arizona, Oklahoma and Texas.
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McCheese

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Borzak_sl said:
The crisis is over. They started making blue bell ice cream again today.
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They stopped making ice cream? I knew they had done some recall or something, but I didn't know they fully stopped production. About a month ago my girlfriend's dad (an ice-truck delivery driver) got a crate full of Blue Bell chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches as a gift from one of the stores he delivers to, and he gave a ton of them to me, which I promptly devoured.
 
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