The Fast Food Thread

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Reuben - These are narrowly my favorite. The more you eat the more kick of thousand island you get on the back end. They are good, not great.

Truffle Fries: These are great....but also their laziest flavor so they came in second. Also, not a major different between these and sour cream and onion.

Biscuits and Gravy: I like these, but they rely too much on pepper for their flavor.

Gyro: WTF did they even try to make here? Don't eat these.
 
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Claussen's Bread n' Butter Sandwich Slices are harvested, sliced, and packed by fragrant Vestal Virgins. They are the apex of pickeldom.
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There's absolutely nothing worse in this world than making a delicious sandwich with what I assume to be tasty dill pickles only to bite into a fucking disgusting bread and butter pickle. It takes all my will power not to just chuck the entire thing directly into the garbage.
 
Borzak

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Someone on facebook posted a pic of a convoy of blue bell ice cream semi's yeseterday in TX.

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Tarrant

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I got McDonalds new Buttermilk Chicken Sammich today when a co worker wanted to stop in the drive thru.

It was pretty good, I mean it tasted like the typical McDonalds chicken, but it was thicker and not dried, the breading was decent and it had two big slices of tomato on it, which was nice. What took me off guard was the one I ate look identical to the one in the picture, it was assembled beautifully.
 
Araxen

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I tried those Firey Chicken Fries the other day and they are pretty decent. They weren't that hot too me but Spicy Chicken's aren't hot to me anymore either so I can't be a judge on the heat of a fast food item. I really need to learn to make my own very hot chicken breading and make my own chicken tender's and stuff.
 
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Tarrant_sl said:
I got McDonalds new Buttermilk Chicken Sammich today when a co worker wanted to stop in the drive thru.

It was pretty good, I mean it tasted like the typical McDonalds chicken, but it was thicker and not dried, the breading was decent and it had two big slices of tomato on it, which was nice. What took me off guard was the one I ate look identical to the one in the picture, it was assembled beautifully.
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Went to Mcdonalds to try this tonight and they did not have it. Ordered chicken bacon clubhouse instead, got burger with no grilled onions wtf. Got a diet coke instead of a dr pepper. Wasn't even worth the calories or the shits I'll have tomorrow.
 
Ritley

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Tarrant_sl said:
I got McDonalds new Buttermilk Chicken Sammich today when a co worker wanted to stop in the drive thru.

It was pretty good, I mean it tasted like the typical McDonalds chicken, but it was thicker and not dried, the breading was decent and it had two big slices of tomato on it, which was nice. What took me off guard was the one I ate look identical to the one in the picture, it was assembled beautifully.
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Funny, I got that today too and had the exact opposite experience. The chicken was thinner than a chicken nugget at its thickest point, so the sandwich was literally half breading. The chicken was also over cooked, the breading was a really dark brown and the chicken was dried out. Was one of the worst chicken sandwiches I have had
 
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Ritley_sl said:
Funny, I got that today too and had the exact opposite experience. The chicken was thinner than a chicken nugget at its thickest point, so the sandwich was literally half breading. The chicken was also over cooked, the breading was a really dark brown and the chicken was dried out. Was one of the worst chicken sandwiches I have had
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The breading on mine was really dark too but it wasn't over cooked, it was thick and it was juicy. -insert joke here-

I'll get it again soon and see if it was an isolated thing or not.
 
Hekotat

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Regime, it's been two days. Where are my fucking chips? Was that explosion in China from the amount of hot pot chips you tried to ship out?
 
Gnomedolf

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I can't stop making sweet love to Lays Sweet Southern Heat BBQ chips with my mouth. I bought two more bags today. My favorite Lays flavor evah.
 
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Just got back from lunch at Taco Bell. I had all three of the new Dare Devil loaded grillers and ate them in order of spicy-ness.

Mild Chipotle - the smokey flavor was awesome but I had to put fire sauce on it because there was no heat. 7/10
Hot Habanero - there was definitely more spice in this one and it had the sweet flavor of habanero; but I'm not a huge fan of that sweet flavor so this one didn't really do much for me. 4/10
Fiery Ghost Pepper - it was the hottest of the three and the flavor was decent but the heat only lingered for a few minutes after I finished it. 5/10

I knew that the ghost pepper couldn't be super spicy because it didn't even come with a warning sticker or anything. I would probably get it again if it was the only one available but the Chipotle griller's flavor just blew the other two out of the water. I think the thing I like the least about the grillers is the cheese sauce so I believe next time I'm going to either ask them to sub shredded cheese or just get them minus the sauce.
 
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The cheese sauce is my favorite part of all taco bell food items, and I concur on your assessment of the Dare Devil Loaded Grillers. I was disappointed with the heat of the ghost pepper one as well, but then again I suppose you can't expect real heat, but rather fast food heat, which is basically like mild in any other rating system.
 
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