The Fast Food Thread

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joz123

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Chicken Fries at BK have the worst "chicken" out of anything in fast food to me. Tastes and looks nothing like chicken and the fries are about 80% breading.
 

Tarrant

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Sorry you bros are getting shitty buttermilk chickens. Mine have become my favorite none breakfast item to get there now.
 

uncognito

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Chicken Fries at BK have the worst "chicken" out of anything in fast food to me. Tastes and looks nothing like chicken and the fries are about 80% breading.
I got some chicken fries for the first/only time about a month ago and they were awful. I'm pretty sure they were not deep fried at all.. they were room temperature and soggy as if they had been just put straight from the freezer to under the heat lamps and "cooked" that way. so disgusting. I think it was mostly because the BK i went to was bad. But even if they had been deep fried I'm not sure they would have been good, the flavor was just lacking.


Chicken fries D-, would not order again.
 

Royal

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I would never expect anything called chicken fries from a mid-tier national fast food chain to be any good. They're not getting uniform fry shapes by cutting them out of chicken breast or anything.
 

Ritley

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I'm on the same train as well on the chicken fries. I cannot at all understand the praise they were getting, tasted like cardboard and I'm pretty sure they are about 10% actual chicken
 

Xevy

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I think the buttermilk chicken thing is a 100% texture. Flavor is good, but it does have that grisly, state-fair pork tenderloin, feel to it. Being from Indiana, I fucking love that shit. The nooks and cranny inside the meat corpus help hold in the grease!!!
 

Regime

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I'm on the same train as well on the chicken fries. I cannot at all understand the praise they were getting, tasted like cardboard and I'm pretty sure they are about 10% actual chicken
yeah same they were ok.
 

Noodleface

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I love chicken fries, but I haven't had any since they brought them back. Has anyone tried the new long jalape?o burger at BK?
 

spronk

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Heres the Real Way to Maximize Your Chipotle Burrito - Eater

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BrutulTM

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Seems impractical but I would like to know if McCheese could eat it.
 

McCheese

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Could? No problem. Would? Hell no, that is gross. Mixing Mexican and Italian in something that is not a taco pizza is a horrible idea.
 

Fifey

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The only taco pizza that exists is when you douse a totinos in tapatio and then fold it in half and eat it like a taco.
 

Gravy

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Taco pizza in my world does not compute. I don't even have any doubt that it tastes good, I'm just not interested.
 

Tarrant

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Shit is so good, you both are missing out.

Red Baron makes a good one too but usually you can only find it on Schwans Trucks.
 

Vaclav

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Shit is so good, you both are missing out.

Red Baron makes a good one too but usually you can only find it on Schwans Trucks.
Is it still Red Baron from them? I know they're the company behind Red Baron normally, but they've taken the branding off the website in recent years - and I've not used them in probably a decade. (I forget why I stopped entirely though, pricing on stuff is rather competitive - delivery costs or something?)

Interestingly inspired me to poke around their site and apparently Jet Tila from Food Network stuff is affiliated now.
 

uncognito

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Mexican pizza from tacobell is one of my favorite things at tacobell, but it very quickly turns into soggy mexican lasagna when the tortillas lose their crisp.
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GIS for tacobell mexican pizza is mostly ones that look much worse than this

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Any kind of taco pizza thats on a normal pizza crust does not sound appealing to me.
 

Joeboo

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Was on vacation last week and had to drive out to Eastern Ohio(Athens) for a wedding.

I'd never encountered a Tim Hortons before, but they seemed to be fairly common in Ohio(I'd only heard Canadians talking about them previously)

Tried it out, and it was pretty damn good. It was basically like a better version of Dunkin Donuts. More donut flavors, ton of baked goods(muffins croissants, etc) and I even liked their coffee better than Dunkin Donuts.

Tim Hortons is like the Chick-Fil-A of morning/donut shops. Top notch all around(for fast food)