The Fast Food Thread

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Chysamere

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Holy shit, that little chick can pound some food. 3 sandwiches, two fries, mcnuggets, some cheese ball thing, a mcflurry, and a couple cokes.
She seems to make a habit of it









I think we may have found the perfect woman for McCheese.
 

McCheese

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Damn, I really want to try 100 chicken nuggets. I admit that is impressive. I never knew I could make a Youtube career out of binge eating. Then again, I'm a fat, hairy white guy so that might make a difference.
 

pharmakos

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there are also fat, hairy, white guys that get e-famous for eating, but they have to do it in a much more extreme way.

maybe if you took those 100 chicken mcnuggets, layered them in a baking dish with cheese in between each layer, baked for a bit to get the cheese to melt, then covered the entire thing with sriracha sauce (or some other hipster trendy condiment) you could get e-famous.
 

Vaclav

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Nuggets are pretty easy in my experience, I've done 2 boxes (20's) as a binge after recovering from surgery and swear I could've gone for at least another box. As a skinny 5'2" ~100 lb guy at the time.
 

chaos

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Does not compute.
I drink tea unsweetened, got me used to the bitter taste. Now I drink cold brewed coffee all the time, every morning make a drink with some soy milk and a little bit of sugar, drink it black the rest of the day. I have gotten used to it so the bitterness doesn't bother me, and I have a real problem staying awake when I am sitting there waiting for a scan to complete or whatever.
 

pharmakos

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yeah i think i'd cap out at like 30 too. i have done 20 nuggets with a giant dr. pepper many times since they started doing the 2 10 pieces for $5.
 

Joeboo

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I ate 60 mcnuggets when I was in college and they were on sale for $2 per 20 pack. Large fry and large coke to go with it. That was about 20 years ago, no way I could do that now. Also ordered 5 Big Macs when they were on sale for $1 apiece but couldn't quite finish the 5th one. That's a shitload of filling bread
 

Xevy

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Damn, I really want to try 100 chicken nuggets. I admit that is impressive. I never knew I could make a Youtube career out of binge eating. Then again, I'm a fat, hairy white guy so that might make a difference.
I did the 100 in college. The McD's had like a 50 box of nuggets for like 10 bucks or something so I got two. I also went all Sweet N Sour sauce like a real pro. I ate 62 or 63 of them before I stopped. I didn't stop because I was full, I stopped because the magic was wearing off and I wanted to save the rest to eat in like 12 hours because I love McNuggets.

I also did 4 Frisco Melts from Steak N Shake and washed it down with a large shake in college to my roommates delight. The worst part of that challenge was it was like 38 dollars.
 

BrutulTM

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You should eat your 100 nuggets in the middle of a vegan gathering of some sort while naked and covered with pig's blood. I'm sure that would get you a ton of views on youtube.
 

Sludig

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most energy drinks do indeed taste like shit, but there are some really good ones. my favorites are the Rockstar Fruit Punch and the Java Monster Loca Mocha.

all of the sugary Monsters are fucking disgusting. i'm pretty sure its because Monster puts like 10x more taurine in them. pure taurine tastes like rotten eggs.

and not only is Red Bull gross, but its way overpriced for what you get out of it in comparison to other energy drinks. smaller container sizes with less caffeine for higher prices. i don't understand Red Bull addicts.

edit -- hadn't read this page yet, QFT @ all the people that agree on Rockstar Punched
Store brand for I think its kum and go. Nuclear store brand, White out is very tasty not as bitter as most. Cherry not bad.
Store Brand for Murphys is also a similiar white and crystal both sweet and drinkable.

Really the best ever was Rockstar 2x which was like 320mg caffeine. Tasted like a extra tart mountain dew. Idiot with heart condition and other factors died, bam off market. Currently the fruit punch Zero is my rockstar of choice for name brand. Bitter that Monster is kicking its ass, lot of stores cutting back rockstar options now. Probably because last like 6 flavors been ass. But I disliked most monster, esp all the non carbonated stuff. Where Monster started to pull ahead, their expensive coffee E drinks as dumb and expensive as they are where better than Rockstars which like 1 in 3 chance for me where like 2 inches of curdled shit at the bottom from being shipped hot or something.

Coffee certainly cheaper, I think its convenience of quick to grab a contained refrigerated can, then worry about a hot cup I dont want spilled. Especially during summer cold is nice. Sure theres McDonalds $1 coffee fairly convenient but to get iced shoots it up to same price as my E drink.

Now the few times I'm working at an established spot where I have a coffe pot then im just downing cup after cup of that.
 

Sludig

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Oh, forgot these people.Home - Liquid CaffeineUsed to be called semisweet 5150 or something. Only sold huge jugs of pure caffeine. Was supposed to work great even in just water. So could medicate yourself accordingly and super cheap. They only accepted paypal at the time and I refuse to use them so I never got any. Looks like they rebranded themselves.

Looks like they got more expensive, need to do the math to see how much of a bargain it is, suspect it puts coffee back at bare cheapest. (Swear the 2 gallon only used to be like 40-60$ not 100.)
 

Ritley

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I drink a 16 oz coffee with one of those little creamer containers and 2 Splenda. Enough to cut the bitterness a bit, but not really make it sweet
 

Sludig

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That sounds about right for my recipie. Recently when making coffee at home swapped to using the vanilla almond milk as my creamer. Great in iced tea for basically milk tea. Coffee it kinda mixes a little strange but hey it's like 50 calories vs 120 from using whole milk or however much in the little soy based creamer cups.
 

Borzak

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In Amarillo they have the steak house where they put your pic up if you eat an entire 72oz steak with "fixings". There's a fair number of women on that wall.
 

Borzak

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They are somewhat like Chik Fil A around here. Pretty quick with people working there that don't speak ebonics, are friendly, and get the job done. That's a lot of the draw compared to some of the other places.

As far as I know the menu hasn't changed in 20+ years since I ate at the first one in BR.
 

Sir Funk

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Store brand for I think its kum and go.
As an aside, I noticed the local Kum & Go was doing a Name Our Drink contest a number of years back. It was for their 60 or 80 ounce or whatever fountain pop and I submitted the name "Kum Guzzler" and I am still, to this day, very disappointed I did not win.