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Joeboo

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So I'm a massive fan of Twix, it's easily the best candy bar ever created (possibly battling for that spot with Nutrageous, but that's a topic for another post). Anyway, I got a couple King Size Peanut Butter Twix's last night and I was horribly disappointed. IthinkI've had the PB version before, but I couldn't really remember. I don't know what it is, but the flavor just didn't work well, and I was horribly disappointed at wasting my 3 dollars. I'm convinced there is no possible way to improve on Twix.
Top 10 Candy Bars

1) Snickers (regular, minis, frozen, just all around awesome)
2) Butterfinger
3) Watchamacalit
4) Twix
5) Kit Kat
6) Nestle Crunch
7) Pay Day
8) Peanut Butter cup(top non-crunchy candybar)
9) Heath
10)100 Grand
 

Borzak

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I don't eat many candy bars. But I always like paydays because they don't melt when you are out fishing or whatever.

I used to love marathon bars then they discontinued them. I ordered some under a different name from England that were pretty good.
 

pharmakos

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the best candy bar only comes out every few years... Hershey's Cookies & Mint. so fucking delicious. the best is the Cookies & Mint Nugget.
 

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I fucking love Twix but I hate that name "Share Size." Fuck you asshole all 4 of these are mine.
 

Grimmlokk

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the best candy bar only comes out every few years... Hershey's Cookies & Mint. so fucking delicious. the best is the Cookies & Mint Nugget.
Pretty sure it's out permanently now and has been for a year or so.

It's less amazing when you eat it often, still fire though.

Snickers Peanut Butter whatever thing is pretty tasty. And if you like Butterfingers that much Joeboo you should jump on the Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cups. Nice mix of the normal Butterfinger brittle type crunch plus a little creamier peanut butter.

I continue to try anything interesting the local convenience store gets in.


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There were 4 of the mini mini PB cups in the bag. It was 75% shitty pretzel balls. If you got a good mix of ingredients it would be tasty as hell, instead if was dry shitmix.

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Didn't like much at first, grew on me by the end of the bag. Would eat again.
 

Joeboo

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I miss the olden days of Chex Mix when it was just chex, peanuts, pretzels. That was it. None of this gaddamn bagel chip/bread twist filler crap. And you didn't even really have to eat the peanuts, they'd all settle to the bottom of the bag, being so small, so you'd just get nothing but chex and pretzels in every handful. Aaaah, the good old days.
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Noodleface

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I know it's gonna sound nuts man, but you can buy a box of chex cereal, a bag of pretzels, and a container of peanuts and make like 1000% size of chex mix on your own - we do that at home.
 

Joeboo

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I know...and they even sell pre-made packets of Chex seasoning

But sometimes I'm just really, really lazy.

Actually, make that most of the time
 

Tarrant

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Also I haven't been able to confirm it, but I think after the massive salmonella outbreak PB M&M's changed their recipe. I remember them being god-tier, now they're just great.
yeah PB M&M's seem to suck now a ways, they used to be pretty boss.

I think my favorite candy bar is a Whatchamacallit .

Also, at what point did Pringles get butchered and turned into the shit chips they are now a days?
 

Falstaff

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I miss the olden days of Chex Mix when it was just chex, peanuts, pretzels. That was it. None of this gaddamn bagel chip/bread twist filler crap. And you didn't even really have to eat the peanuts, they'd all settle to the bottom of the bag, being so small, so you'd just get nothing but chex and pretzels in every handful. Aaaah, the good old days.
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The rye chips are the best part you heathen.
 

Tarrant

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The S'mores is a letdown. It's Graham cracker flavored ice cream...not actual graham cracker and it doesn't taste right.