The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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The pumpkins and egg shaped reeses are the best because the pb to chocolate ratio is much higher
this is truth. I love all the discounted reeses eggs after easter. they have piles and piles of the individual ones marked down to like 50% off or more. way better than regular reeses.
 

Vaclav

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this is truth. I love all the discounted reeses eggs after easter. they have piles and piles of the individual ones marked down to like 50% off or more. way better than regular reeses.
Especially frozen (not rock solid frozen before we get into that discussion again...)
 

Royal

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It's lean times in the carny food trade.

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Mist

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I don't like the pumpkins as much because they don't have the crunchy ridged edge like the real kind.
 

Grimmlokk

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Had the chipotle grillers and I concur with the thread. Fire.

The old Wendy's asiago chicken johnny was tasty as Fuck. Need to get on this new jazz.
 

Noodleface

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I especially enjoy the ridge tops breaking off and getting all over your clothes. No one says that except shitlords that can't afford pumpkin shaped ones
 

Royal

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I do like the "snap" of biting through and chewing up the ridges. Texture is a factor in the enjoyment of many if not most foods. I just don't like it so much to trump the superior flavor of moar Reesies peanut butter being involved.

Do the ridge lovers prefer the mini cups to the full-sized ones?
 

Noodleface

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I do like the "snap" of biting through and chewing up the ridges. Texture is a factor in the enjoyment of many if not most foods. I just don't like it so much to trump the superior flavor of moar Reesies peanut butter being involved.

Do the ridge lovers prefer the mini cups to the full-sized ones?
I'm not a ridge lover but i enjoy the full-sized the best. The worst are the new mini ones, those tiny little abortions. Terrible.
 

Gravy

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I do like the "snap" of biting through and chewing up the ridges. Texture is a factor in the enjoyment of many if not most foods. I just don't like it so much to trump the superior flavor of moar Reesies peanut butter being involved.

Do the ridge lovers prefer the mini cups to the full-sized ones?
Nah, the proportion of PB to chocolate is all off in the minis.
 

Soygen

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I was in Dallas for work last week and had Whataburger for the first time. It was ok. I should have hit this thread up for some recommendations there(Dallas, I mean).
 

Mist

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I do like the "snap" of biting through and chewing up the ridges. Texture is a factor in the enjoyment of many if not most foods. I just don't like it so much to trump the superior flavor of moar Reesies peanut butter being involved.

Do the ridge lovers prefer the mini cups to the full-sized ones?
Minis are mushy and terrible.
 

Tarrant

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So the other day while at the store I came across these.

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I'm immediately reminded of good times as a kid eating these huge delicious square cookies of awesomeness. My parents didn't buy a ton of junk but my dad loved these so they made appearances in the house now and then. If you had these you remember these huge square cookies that were the size of your hand, they were awesome and after thinking about it for a moment I decide to get them.

Well today I see them in my pantry and I'm like "Hell yeah, time to mow down on one of these bad boys!!" Only to open the bad and see this shit.

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Fuck you Keebler.