The Fast Food Thread

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Jysin

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Most of our hands grew larger as adults.
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Royal

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I do remember them being a bit larger as well as quite a but thicker. I also remember never liking them very much. That cheap Keebler chocolate combined with the graham cracker for an unpleasant aftertaste.
 

Vaclav

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No shit?

And no, these things used to be much larger. I'm not talking about I ate these when I was 5 and I'm thinking of that, I was 16/17 years old. They shrunk these down considerably.
Those weren't deluxe grahams. Forget what the old ones you're talking about were called but they were a different product (I think Keebler still though).

The Deluxe Grahams are just as good though, just smaller - I personally like the smaller size since they're easier to portion out that way. (I tend to eat 3 Deluxe, so I'd have had to split one of the old big ones in half and do 1.5 to mirror)
 

McCheese

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The boy scouts need to up their game, no one wants your shitty popcorn, boy scouts. They've been camping (lolpun) outside my local grocery store the past week and I have to tell them "No" each time I go (almost daily). The next time they ask I'm seriously going to explain that they need to get something comparable to Girl Scout cookies if they want my money.

Speaking of Girl Scout cookies...THERE is a prime example of food portions that have gotten way, way smaller than they used to be! They were always a rip off, but now they're a fucking rip off.
 

Corndog

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Found these last week. Second package is gonna be devoured tonight. I'm loving em. Grab some milk with em.

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Corndog

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No shit?

And no, these things used to be much larger. I'm not talking about I ate these when I was 5 and I'm thinking of that, I was 16/17 years old. They shrunk these down considerably.
They still make them, just knock of brands do it now. I'll have the girl grab some. They are definitely like 4x the size you're showing in that picture. Made for biting off a corner and submerging in milk in all their glory. Like so big hard to fit in a glass of milk.
 

Sidian

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Just need to dunk those Fudge covered grahams in a shitload of peanut butter. mmmmm. Obviously you get the giant 6lb Peter Pan jar of peanut butter too. I've seen bigger ones too as Corndog said, make a s'more out of them, fudge graham, layer of peanut butter, marshmellow (or two) second cracker. Nice because then you can skip the hershey's bar / chocolate chips.