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McCheese

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Alex_sl said:
Chipotle can taste pretty good, but it is dogshit compared to your run-of-the-mill taqueria. The cilantro rice is very good and the barbacoa is really good (it's the only meat I'll get there). However, I typically go for a bowl because they suck complete ass at rolling burritos. They fall apart almost immediately. They don't tuck the ends so at first bite, they unravel. It's a pain in the ass. Just get a burrito bowl and some chips and use the burrito bowl concoction as a dip. Also, it pisses me off to no end that they keep their salsas on ice. It keeps the cheese from melting and you get cold spots.
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I guess I'm lucky that I live in a heavily Mexican area. The people who work at my local Chipotle are all Mexican (and I mean real Mexican, not just Spanish speakers) and they roll the burritos like a boss.
 
Itlan

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I've never experienced any of that at a Chipotle. In fact, my currency is Chipotle Burritos, and any purchase I make is kept with that in mind.

Double steak for the win bro, and ask for extra black beans so you can shit your brains out later.
 
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Khane_sl said:
I'm going to have to disagree with the posters above me. Chipotle is bland, overcooked food. Is it the worst Mexican ever? No. Is it worth the money? Also, no. I'd rather eat Taco Bell than Chipotle because at least then I'm only spending like 4 bucks.
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Confirmed faggot.

jk <3 you Khane, but you're out of your mind. Taco Bell is complete shit.
 
Tarrant

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BrutulTM_sl said:
New York people can't not respond to a pizza troll.
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I dunno if it was a troll or not, NY/NJ pizza literally taste the same as any other pizza in the world. There's not a single thing special about it and for the most part you can find better almost anywhere else.
 
Noodleface

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The fact that NY/NJ are such shithole areas is enough for me to say "let them believe they have the pizza, it's all they have"
 
Khane

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You guys are trolling so hard. This long island boy is having a hard time not taking the bait.
 
Itlan

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Tarrant_sl said:
I dunno if it was a troll or not, NY/NJ pizza literally taste the same as any other pizza in the world. There's not a single thing special about it and for the most part you can find better almost anywhere else.
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NY/NJ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 
mkopec

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Well isnt the NY/NJ pizza known for sort of a thinner crust?

But yeah I do agree. I mean Pizza is pretty much dough, sauce and toppings. and while a lot of variations can happen between those ingredients, its all the same shit really.

Ive eaten a ton of pizza all throughout the country, but the best pie I have ever eaten was in a dive bar in Northern Michigan.
 
McCheese

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But yeah I do agree. I mean Pizza is pretty much dough, sauce and toppings. and while a lot of variations can happen between those ingredients, its all the same shit really.
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I just want to quote this to show that I'm not the only one with this opinion.
 
McCheese

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Noodleface_sl said:
The best pizza I've ever had is a microwave Celeste pizza. COME AT ME BROS
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I know you're joking, but those pizzas are damn good. The little pepperoni cubes are amazing and I'd love to be able to just buy a big bag of them and eat them like chips.
 
Noodleface

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"Do you sell celeste's by the bag??"

I like them, honestly. Best pizza place for me is the local place down the street. I won't argue over "it's just dough, sauce, and cheese", but clearly different quality ingredients are used.

My brother works for Schwann Foods which sells Digornio, Freschetta, etc. I yelled at him because they stopped selling Red Baron buffalo chicken pizzas... he told me they were munging up the machines are the factory because the buffalo sauce stains everything. What a fucking bullshit reason. He said they'll never make them again even though they were one of their bigger sellers.
 
Khane

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McCheese_sl said:
I know you're joking, but those pizzas are damn good. The little pepperoni cubes are amazing and I'd love to be able to just buy a big bag of them and eat them like chips.
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You need to try pepperoni dip McCheese. It's gonna change your life.
 
Vycarious

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Just stopped by Taco Bell for some lunch and they stopped selling their volcano menu, sauce and everything, I don't think I will be going back. The lava sauce was the only reason I went there.
 
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