The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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I bit the bullet and got the new velveeta chipotle mac n cheese, tasted pretty shitty. It was like they sprinkled in a little chipotle powder into the cheese sauce.

In retrospect that's exactly what I should've known I was buying. I don't know why I thought differently.
 

pharmakos

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should have just bought a box of store brand mac and cheese and a bottle of this:

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and maybe sprinkled in a bit of garlic powder too

IMHO
 

AladainAF

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I prefer Sharp cheddar (or extra sharp cheddar) cheese spread on saltines over peanut butter any day.
Concur. Additionally, I even like normal cheese over sal;tines over peanut butter. Tillamook Extra Sharp is some godly cheese.

Kraft of all places used to make a really really good jalapeno sharp cheddar spread roll thingy but I don't think they make it anymore. It came in almost a sausage roll looking thing. That stuff was good, never found anything like it since.
 

Alex

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Speaking of Trader Joes...if you have one near you pick up some Cookie Butter ASAP

It's basically sugar cookies in a spreadable form (looks like peanut butter). Its awesome on pretty much anything. As a dip, spread it on toast, bagels, use it as an icing on other baked goods, etc. Sooooooooooooooo damn good.
Yeah that stuff is pretty dope.
 

Grimmlokk

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Speaking of crackers.

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Legit as fuck for dipping. There's multiple flavors, I've only had these ones, sea salt, and smokehouse so far. Cheddar + buffalo dip pretty much ruined my labor day gorging because I just kept going back for more of them.
 

Royal

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Damn those nut crackers do sound good. They're on the to get list for the next time I go shopping.
 

Noodleface

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Instead of rice and nut crackers today I did something manly. We went to a BBQ place for lunch so I ordered brisket, burnt ends, deep fried mac n cheese and cornbread and I put ghost pepper powder from a co-worker on my meats.

I can't feel my face or lips and my chest burns like someone is poking it with a cattle brand, but goddamn I feel like a man. You guys can eat your almond crackers though.
 

Tenks

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Noodle has moved on from being an insufferable super taster to being an insufferable heat elitist
 

chaos

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Speaking of crackers.

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Legit as fuck for dipping. There's multiple flavors, I've only had these ones, sea salt, and smokehouse so far. Cheddar + buffalo dip pretty much ruined my labor day gorging because I just kept going back for more of them.
The pecan ones are kind of assertive, but I like it. Ihave only had the almond with sea salt and the pecan. The cheddar I didn't like so much.
 

Gravy

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Has anyone tried either McDonalds or Wendy's pulled pork? I'm elitist as fuck with BBQ though, I want someone to guinea pig for me. I'd like to try the pulled pork fries at Wendy's.
 

Crone

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Have had both the fries and the sandwich. Pretty legit for fast food imo. This is the second time they've come out with it so it must have done well.

Suggestion on the fries. Don't get them if you have to drive home first. They get soggy and suck. Recommend to eat in restaurant or in parking lot.