The Fast Food Thread

Tenks · Sep 25, 2015

Yeah say what you will about hipsters they tend to do things very well. They specialize in a field and really dedicate themselves to it. I wouldn't be shocked if a 120lb hipster in skinny jeans could out BBQ some old fat black man who just blindly follows the rules of BBQ passed down to him.

Noodleface · Sep 25, 2015

The problem with hipsters is your burnt ends might have beard oil drippings in them with a touch of raw denim

Grimmlokk · Sep 25, 2015

Yeah but hipsters are trendy fucks so it might be ghost pepper beard oil and you'd love it.

Regime · Sep 25, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
Yeah say what you will about hipsters they tend to do things very well. They specialize in a field and really dedicate themselves to it. I wouldn't be shocked if a 120lb hipster in skinny jeans could out BBQ some old fat black man who just blindly follows the rules of BBQ passed down to him.

No Tenks

Just No

Lanx · Sep 25, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
Yeah say what you will about hipsters they tend to do things very well. They specialize in a field and really dedicate themselves to it. I wouldn't be shocked if a 120lb hipster in skinny jeans could out BBQ some old fat black man who just blindly follows the rules of BBQ passed down to him.

yea, fuck hipsters, you dont have to reinvent pulled pork

Xevy · Sep 25, 2015

Just had an Italian Combo from Panera. 1000 calories, $9 dollars, and it was a fucking 4 inch by 4 inch panini.

Fuck Panera. Glad I didn't pay for it.

Erronius · Sep 25, 2015

joeboo_sl said:
I haven't been to Q39 yet, it always looked just a tad bit hipster-ish for my liking.

When I went there were equal numbers of hipsters and young couples with really young kids /boggle

I didn't like their 'white bean cassoulet' that much, but the rest was pretty good.

Only reason we went there was that OK Joes had a line around the corner. The wait at Q39 was like 20m, and I'd wager a large portion of their business is people driving to Joes, seeing that it's busy as fuck, and driving around looking for another BBQ place.

Noodleface · Sep 25, 2015

Went to longhorn tonight, paid $20 for a steak cooked shitty, grey in color, no seasoning. Place has really gone downhill

joz123 · Sep 25, 2015

I have gotten the best steaks at Outback outside of pricey steak joints. Food is always cooked how I want it and everything has good flavor.

Regime · Sep 26, 2015

I agree with you on Outback for chain steakhouses.
Plus I can eat entire bloomin onion by myself.

Khane · Sep 26, 2015

Paying for steak at a restaurant is the biggest waste of money ever. It's one of the easiest things on earth to cook for yourself so unless you're getting a real, dry aged bone in ribeye there is no reason to pay for steak at a restaurant.

Gravy · Sep 26, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
Yeah say what you will about hipsters they tend to do things very well. They specialize in a field and really dedicate themselves to it. I wouldn't be shocked if a 120lb hipster in skinny jeans could out BBQ some old fat black man who just blindly follows the rules of BBQ passed down to him.

This made my everything hurt.

Vaclav · Sep 26, 2015

Khane_sl said:
Paying for steak at a restaurant is the biggest waste of money ever. It's one of the easiest things on earth to cook for yourself so unless you're getting a real, dry aged bone in ribeye there is no reason to pay for steak at a restaurant.

Word - even dry aging isn't that hard (see Alton Brown's method) - however the time consuming nature is annoying.

Noodleface · Sep 26, 2015

Khane_sl said:
Paying for steak at a restaurant is the biggest waste of money ever. It's one of the easiest things on earth to cook for yourself so unless you're getting a real, dry aged bone in ribeye there is no reason to pay for steak at a restaurant.

Completely agree. It was someone's birthday and that's where they wanted to go. It sucked dick. Someone got sick and all they had was the salad.

Falstaff · Sep 26, 2015

Outback is the only chain steakhouse I'd ever order steak at. Anywhere else and I just get something else usually.

Xevy · Sep 26, 2015

Had Taco Bell breakfast for the first time (LOL waking up in the AM). Got the sausage burrito and sausage AM crunchwrap. Both great. Crunchwrap had their chipotle sauce on it which was great with the hashbrown. The burrito was just like a jimmy dean sausage the length of a tortilla but that motherfucker was PACKED with egg and cheese. Like over flowing. Like probably 2-3 eggs in that bitch. It was great.

8.5/10 Taco Bell. Well done.

Royal · Sep 26, 2015

I've yet to have a bad steak from a Logan's Roadhouse.

Intrinsic · Sep 26, 2015

Eyashusa_sl said:
Outback is the only chain steakhouse I'd ever order steak at. Anywhere else and I just get something else usually.

I worked at Outback from like 16 - 22 or so and still eat there if we have to go to a chain. Even after almost 20 years it is still consistent and perfectly passable for an inexpensive night out before a movie or coming back late and too tired to cook.

Grimmlokk · Sep 26, 2015

Khane_sl said:
Paying for steak at a restaurant is the biggest waste of money ever. It's one of the easiest things on earth to cook for yourself so unless you're getting a real, dry aged bone in ribeye there is no reason to pay for steak at a restaurant.

Why the fuck do people still come in here and post shit like this? WE FUCKING KNOW YOU CAN COOK SHIT AT HOME!

Alex · Sep 26, 2015

Because he's right. Ordering steak at a restaurant is almost always a mistake.

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