The Fast Food Thread

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Vaclav

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A clean grill and a good pan sear are fundamentally indistinguishable.

Personally only times I don't consider it a waste is when you're dealing with stuff like a restaurant filet that's done under a salamander or whatever. (Like Ruth's Chris)
 

Hekotat

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SaltGrass Steakhouse bitches, the service is insane and the steaks always come out perfect or they will replace it no questions asked. I've never got a bad steak at that place and the quality is top notch.
 

Erronius

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Khane

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I just had the new Grande Scrambler with Sausage at Taco Bell for breakfast. I had no idea what was in it but it said Grande and I thought "I must".

Got it home, took a few bites and said "WHAT THE FUCK?!" out loud.

Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Hash Browns, Shredded Cheese and... Sour Cream and Tomatoes. You can get it with Steak or Bacon too I think.

It was bangin. Probably the best fast food breakfast item I've ever had. And the best part is it's right next to a Dunkin and a McDonalds and both those places get packed during the morning commute. Taco Bell on the other hand... empty. I can scoot in and out in no time flat. Though I hope that doesn't mean they do away with T-Bell breakfast.
 

Hekotat

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I just had the new Grande Scrambler with Sausage at Taco Bell for breakfast. I had no idea what was in it but it said Grande and I thought "I must".

Got it home, took a few bites and said "WHAT THE FUCK?!" out loud.

Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Hash Browns, Shredded Cheese and... Sour Cream and Tomatoes. You can get it with Steak or Bacon too I think.

It was bangin. Probably the best fast food breakfast item I've ever had. And the best part is it's right next to a Dunkin and a McDonalds and both those places get packed during the morning commute. Taco Bell on the other hand... empty. I can scoot in and out in no time flat. Though I hope that doesn't mean they do away with T-Bell breakfast.
I saw that yesterday when I was trying my first Volcano Queserito (Which was aight), I may have to try it for breakfast sometime soon.
 

The Ancient_sl

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I tried the pork sandwich at Wendy's. The meat wasn't bad, maybe a bit better than you'd expect from Wendy's pulled pork, but theBriochebun tasted like cardboard.
 

Tarrant

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My lunch on Friday. Every Friday they have something crazy and it's only $8.

This week's FAT PANTS FRIDAY special reaches new heights (or is that lengths?)

It begins with a butter-slathered Corn Cob between which the cooks of 6Smith have managed to skewer a 4 oz Ribeye, a Beer-Battered, Hard Boiled Egg, a Roasted Jalape?o, a Cheddar Brat, a Grilled Cheese Sandwich, stuffed with both American and Cheddar Cheese as well as crispy Bacon & a generous smear of Bacon Jam. There's also a cute little Beef Slider with Harissa Mayo and House Made Pickles, plus a Breaded Chicken Wing!
Available today only, in our bar area, while supplies last.
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Tarrant

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Grilled Bacon Cheese? - Good
Ribeye? - Good
Chedder Brat? - Good
Slidder? - Good
Chicken Wing? - Good
Corn? - Good
Battered Boiled Egg? (ala state fair style) - Good

Putting it all on a stick doesn't somehow make it gross.
 

Erronius

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I want to say that's two corn cobs stuck together to look like one, but maybe there is some sort of mutant mandingo sweet-corn hybrid that I am unaware of?