The Fast Food Thread

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Tarrant

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If I have to assemble and/or disassemble the food then it's difficult to eat, imo. I don't go out and pay my hard-earned money to have people shove a bunch of ingredients onto a skewer only to have me immediately remove them from the skewer. Shit's silly!
Why do you have to say about the others? More specifically, The Cuban Missile"?
 

Chanur

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I'd definitely be hitting this place up occasionally for fat pants Fridays if I lived out there. I think the only thing that turned me off in the original monster corn cob pic is all the butter. Just was crazy amounts lol. I want that Cuban Missile even if it sounds super gay.
 

Tarrant

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I'd definitely be hitting this place up occasionally for fat pants Fridays if I lived out there. I think the only thing that turned me off in the original monster corn cob pic is all the butter. Just was crazy amounts lol. I want that Cuban Missile even if it sounds super gay.
That's not butter, it's cheese fondu sauce they make in house.
 

BrutulTM

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Your alternatives when you go to a restaurant.

1) eat a steak that you could have cooked at home
2) eat something that would have been harder to cook but is still not as good as the steak

Eating a steak is never a mistake.
 

Gravy

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I had a breakfast burrito at 1pm today at McDonalds. I didn't think they'd started that yet. That was the only breakfast item available though.
 

Abefroman

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Fuck breakfast burrito, it is an inferior product to the Sausage McSkillet Burrito that they put on the optional menu.
 

Khane

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Your alternatives when you go to a restaurant.

1) eat a steak that you could have cooked at home
2) eat something that would have been harder to cook but is still not as good as the steak

Eating a steak is never a mistake.
You live in Montana, on a cattle farm, in cattle country.

Come to the East Coast and see if eating a steak is never a mistake!
 

Khane

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I can't wait to have taco bell breakfast again tomorrow. But this time I'm going to the country AM crunchwrap with southern gravy.
 

McCheese

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Why do you have to say about the others? More specifically, The Cuban Missile"?
I like the individual foods in most of the dishes, but I don't see why they all need to be heaped together. I guess they're designed for the type of people that throw all their food into a big pile when they go to buffets. I keep things separate.

 

Vaclav

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I can't wait to have taco bell breakfast again tomorrow. But this time I'm going to the country AM crunchwrap with southern gravy.
Was being lazy responding, but I gave the Taco Bell breakfast a try during their "free morning" during the introduction timeframe - and I was very happy with it, just a shame they're on the opposite side of the island so they're less convenient than the other options by quite a bit - definitely the best option by far, and quite affordable too.
 

Vaclav

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I like the individual foods in most of the dishes, but I don't see why they all need to be heaped together. I guess they're designed for the type of people that throw all their food into a big pile when they go to buffets. I keep things separate.
100% agree here, that's the most offensive thing about it to me - I might love all those things on a plate separated out (Probably would besides Corn on the Cob - prefer my corn off the cob by a wide margin - guess I got burnt out on cobbed as a kid, friend's family grew corn so we'd always have care packages getting dropped off), but I only like things combined on MY terms.
 

Hekotat

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Seems like Tarrant the last page or so

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Grimmlokk

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Every one of those Fatass Friday meals looks amazing. You dipshits nitpicking the layout are missing the point. Probably because you cant see it through your bear boyfriend's voluminous pubes. It's not a normal fucking meal you retards. It's a spectacle of delicious excess. You fucktards jizz your pants when McCheese lies about eating a bunch of pizza rolls or whatever other bullshit but you see this amazing layout of pure orgasmic fatassitude and want to start going all foodie fag?

"OMG food on a stick is too complicated"

What the fuck?

We need another thread for you all to argue about what jizz tastes best to your special supertaster spermpalettes.

Except that would be a waste because every one of you would answer that all jizz tastes the best. Because this thread has turned in to a bunch of faggots sniffing their own farts. Lance Armstrong's fall from grace was less precipitous than this.









I may have been drinking tonight. But at least I wasn't drinking gluten free local free range immigrant cum like the rest of you.
 

Erronius

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If I have to assemble and/or disassemble the food then it's difficult to eat, imo. I don't go out and pay my hard-earned money to have people shove a bunch of ingredients onto a skewer only to have me immediately remove them from the skewer. Shit's silly!
You need to get yourself a blender and spoon.