The Fast Food Thread

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Cinge

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Every one of those Fatass Friday meals looks amazing. You dipshits nitpicking the layout are missing the point. Probably because you cant see it through your bear boyfriend's voluminous pubes. It's not a normal fucking meal you retards. It's a spectacle of delicious excess. You fucktards jizz your pants when McCheese lies about eating a bunch of pizza rolls or whatever other bullshit but you see this amazing layout of pure orgasmic fatassitude and want to start going all foodie fag?

"OMG food on a stick is too complicated"

What the fuck?

We need another thread for you all to argue about what jizz tastes best to your special supertaster spermpalettes.

Except that would be a waste because every one of you would answer that all jizz tastes the best. Because this thread has turned in to a bunch of faggots sniffing their own farts. Lance Armstrong's fall from grace was less precipitous than this.









I may have been drinking tonight. But at least I wasn't drinking gluten free local free range immigrant cum like the rest of you.
Jeez grim, I know big ben got hurt, but no need to bleed over into fast food thread.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
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Grim is binging on wahhhhhhmburgers and French cries.

It's okay man, I'll buy you some fried chicken and jello at MCL.
 

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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Anyone had Quiktrip's breakfast pizza? That shit is fucking awesome.

Bacon, sausage, eggs and cheese with gravy instead of pizza sauce. I was skeptical, but holy shit it's amazing.
 

Tenks

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Seems like Tarrant the last page or so

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Yeah he seemed super salty that no one cared about his hipster lunch he had that looked like someone took all the leftover shit they had in the fridge and put it on a plate
 

Tarrant

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Tenks calling someone a hipster while sitting in his $250 denim pants is deliciously ironic.

Went to Taco Bell this morning and got a crunch wrap and the grande breakfast burrito. Crunch Wrap was awesome as usual, Burrito was pretty good, all the sauce was one end though and the veggies were super watery, making the rest of the burrito almost soggy. Taste was pretty okay though in the middle where they was a normal amount of sauce.
 

The Ancient_sl

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People confusing the issue now. Tarrant posted an essay about how manly his retarded looking meal was and then got all butthurt when people pointed out how stupid it was.
 

Tarrant

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People confusing the issue now. Tarrant posted an essay about how manly his retarded looking meal was and then got all butthurt when people pointed out how stupid it was.
The only post that could be confused for butthurt is possibly Grims. I give no fucks. My post was for him when he said to never stop posting them.

It takes one to know one
whatever makes you feel better about yourself, buddy.
 

Soygen

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People confusing the issue now. Tarrant posted an essay about how manly his retarded looking meal was and then got all butthurt when people pointed out how stupid it was.
This is how I saw it too. Also, Grimm busting through the wall like a morbidly obese KoolAid man to defend it was also a nice touch.

It's all good, guys. I won't judge you for eating like a pig in a trough.
 

Chanur

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This is how I saw it too. Also, Grimm busting through the wall like a morbidly obese KoolAid man to defend it was also a nice touch.

It's all good, guys. I won't judge you for eating like a pig in a trough.
Templeton approves.
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Khane

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Tenks calling someone a hipster while sitting in his $250 denim pants is deliciously ironic.

Went to Taco Bell this morning and got a crunch wrap and the grande breakfast burrito. Crunch Wrap was awesome as usual, Burrito was pretty good, all the sauce was one end though and the veggies were super watery, making the rest of the burrito almost soggy. Taste was pretty okay though in the middle where they was a normal amount of sauce.
I hate when they don't assemble things appropriately at Taco Bell. Burritos and Tacos need the right proportions dammit! It's a shame you got a bad one. Mine was blissfully perfect.
 

Tenks

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Quesadilla are by far the most variable item I buy at taco bell. Some times they're fantastic and other times they taste like garbage.
 

Vaclav

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Quesadilla are by far the most variable item I buy at taco bell. Some times they're fantastic and other times they taste like garbage.
Been a while since I had one - but when I was getting them regularly the bad ones were always almost still white on the outside - the others had a hefty amount of brown.
 

Lanx

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fuck hipsters and their gay establishments
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Anti-hipster protest in London targets breakfast cereal cafe | Public Radio International
A caf? that specializes in novelty breakfast cereals has been targeted in protests against the gentrification of London's East End.

Class War, the anarchist group that organized the event, described the parade as a battle against the creation of an "unrecognizable, bland, yuppie-infested wasteland with no room for normal and not so normal) people like us." Their manifesto adds: "We don't want pop-up gin bars or brioche buns - we want community." Artwork for Sunday's event included the slogan Hipsters Beware.

Gary Keery, one of the owners of the caf?, said that they had been unfairly targeted. "There's another Pret [sandwhich shop franchise] at the top of the street here and that wasn't targeted. We're an independent business, we've got two shops, we've only been open months," he said.