The Fast Food Thread

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Alex

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Great another coffee debate.

Where's the guy with his twirly mustache caught in a french press?
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You're such a bitter person.

I made coffee in my French press this morning. It was very enjoyable. Unfortunately, I trimmed my beard to the shortest it's been in years so it is not long enough for beard oils. Definitely took away from the enjoyment.
 
lurkingdirk

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DD coffee sucks the balls of a sweaty middle eastern prisoner of war. I have a hard time finding coffee I enjoy that I don't make myself. Call me snobbish or whatever, but fast food coffee sucks.
 
BrutulTM

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Khane_sl said:
DD coffee is burnt and sold scalding hot so it burns the taste buds off your mouth nullifying the shitty, bitter taste. I still drink it though because good coffee is stupid expensive and I just want caffeine.
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I really don't think that places like that or Starbucks etc. coffee is meant to be drunk black. They burn it on purpose because that's the only way most of their customers can get any coffee flavor over all the cream and sugar and pumpkins and shit in it.
 
chaos

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
A good suggestion for a homemade fast food item that beats the shit out of any pizza roll out of the frozen food section. Buy some Texas toast, pizza sauce, shredded mozzarella, peperoni, and maybe one or two veggies of your choice and basically make a grilled cheese sandwich with all the items. Be sure to be liberal on the use of butter/heat to give the toast a nice golden crisp and you've got a really good makeshift pizza.
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I bought texas toast, pizza sauce, mozzarella, and hardcore pepperonis and my body is ready. I am pumped. For extra McCheese points I bought the premade garlic texas toast.
 
chaos

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Tarrant_sl said:
All the pumpkin stuff has ruined one of the bet months out of the year.
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I love the pumpkin stuff. Pumpkin, bread, pie, latte, deodorant, toothpaste,, laxatives, condoms, whatever. I love it. When done well. Freddy's = pumpkin done right, Dairy queen = pumpkin done WRONG
 
Khane

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BrutulTM_sl said:
I really don't think that places like that or Starbucks etc. coffee is meant to be drunk black. They burn it on purpose because that's the only way most of their customers can get any coffee flavor over all the cream and sugar and pumpkins and shit in it.
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I think you might be on to something.
 
Chanur

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The Ancient_sl said:
You don't have to a coffee expert to know shit coffee. There must be something wrong with the DD Noodlebro goes to because DD is widely regarded as the best of the fast food coffees.
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I think this is an east coast thing. Only people I ever hear of talking about how great DD coffee is are people from the east.
 
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