The Fast Food Thread

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There are 4 (no really) dunkin donuts within a 2 minute drive of my house. 1 is about 500 feet away from me, another is about 1/4 mile away... on the same road. Both are packed constantly. And I live in suburbia, not a jam packed metropolitan city. That doesn't really say anything about quality though. Just speaks volumes to brilliant marketing.

Isn't yellowtail one of the highest selling brands of wine? Doesn't bud light kick the shit out of every other beer in sales?
 
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Portland definitely has a ton of hipsters. But it's still a pretty great place because of great beer and big motherfuckin' mountains. Ya know?
 
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The Ancient_sl said:
Okay that's enough. Can we just have a separate douchey hipster fast food thread where you guys can talk about food trucks and cereal bars and all types of retarded shit?
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Food trucks ain't retarded bro. And did you just call beer retarded?
 
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Since when were food trucks hipster related? Corporate America is mostly the reason they even exist, that's as far anti hipster as you can get.
 
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If we are allowing food truck posts, I'm into this. I promise I won't post a gigantic corn on the cob with pieces of meat stapled to it though.
 
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chaos_sl said:
I bought texas toast, pizza sauce, mozzarella, and hardcore pepperonis and my body is ready. I am pumped. For extra McCheese points I bought the premade garlic texas toast.
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I've done this as well with that premade garlic Texas toast, meatballs, spaghetti sauce w/ prosciutto, a fontina/asiago/parm shreeded cheese blend for melted goodness, and some additional grated parmesan to help soak up enough moisture from the sauce that it doesn't run everywhere quite so bad, though it's still messy as hell and I usually end up finished it with a fork. So fuckin' good.
 
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Tarrant_sl said:
Since when were food trucks hipster related? Corporate America is mostly the reason they even exist, that's as far anti hipster as you can get.
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Yeah Mr "I ain't hipster" hipster Tarrant coming in here to tell me I'm wrong. Shocker. Are we talking about the food trucks selling cheap ass Gyro meat in NYC street corners? Then you are right. But we aren't we are talking about douchey ass "gourmet" food trucks selling $12 meatball subs talking like this is some shit you couldn't get at any sub shop ever for the last 50 years.
 
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The Ancient_sl said:
Yeah Mr "I ain't hipster" hipster Tarrant coming in here to tell me I'm wrong. Shocker. Are we talking about the food trucks selling cheap ass Gyro meat in NYC street corners? Then you are right. But we aren't we are talking about douchey ass "gourmet" food trucks selling $12 meatball subs talking like this is some shit you couldn't get at any sub shop ever for the last 50 years.
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Dude, stop shitting up the thread. Seriously.
 
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Royal_sl said:
I've done this as well with that premade garlic Texas toast, meatballs, spaghetti sauce w/ prosciutto, a fontina/asiago/parm shreeded cheese blend for melted goodness, and some additional grated parmesan to help soak up enough moisture from the sauce that it doesn't run everywhere quite so bad, though it's still messy as hell and I usually end up finished it with a fork. So fuckin' good.
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Yeah, homemade pizza texas toast is pretty awesome.

I was thinking about it today when I saw them on Undercover Boss... we used to have a bunch of Rallys here but now there's only one and it's a pain to get to. I used to love that place.
 
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The Ancient_sl said:
Yeah Mr "I ain't hipster" hipster Tarrant coming in here to tell me I'm wrong. Shocker. Are we talking about the food trucks selling cheap ass Gyro meat in NYC street corners? Then you are right. But we aren't we are talking about douchey ass "gourmet" food trucks selling $12 meatball subs talking like this is some shit you couldn't get at any sub shop ever for the last 50 years.
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As someone who went to "food truck central" in Portland while I was there, you're so fucking wrong. They sell a lot of falafel and gyro and shawarma for normal food truck prices. You're an idiot who's probably never traveled.
 
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Khane_sl said:
As someone who went to "food truck central" in Portland while I was there, you're so fucking wrong. They sell a lot of falafel and gyro and shawarma for normal food truck prices. You're an idiot who's probably never traveled.
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They are ice cream trucks for adults. But I'm. Sure they are popular enough that you can start a thread for them and talk about how much you love "Power Pita" with other like minded individuals.
 
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