The Fast Food Thread

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Erronius

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Now serving at McDougal's.


I think I might hit the White Castle today, my bowels haven't been squirting enough lately.
I'm still disappointed that they shut them all down in KC.
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Khane

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They don't do much for me, but some people just love the fuckers. They're pretty bland to me, more texture than flavor.
Beans in general are bland. But as far as beans go black beans are the pinnacle. Find me a bean that's better in it's unaltered bean form!
 

Soygen

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Yeah, beans alone are bland, but well seasoned black beans? I loves 'em.
 

Itlan

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Tarrant again proves his taste in food is utter ballsack.

Also, my mom makes the best black beans son. Cubans in general make black beans the best. Mexican black beans tend to be extremely hard and little seasoning is added as they focus more on the rice.
 

Whidon

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Itlan must be in NJ, because nobody from NY would say NJ/NY pizza. It's NY pizza.
NJ is so gay, they have no culture except being jealous of the actual rich people in CT, and being obnoxious attention whores. Hence they attempt to lump themselves in with NY for ignorant people.

They embarrass the tri-state area.

Oh and Taco Bell has $1 chipolte chicken grillers + new grillers at $1. I was the 5th Fedora wearing gent in line to grab a dozen of them the other day.
 

Joeboo

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I've always heard the NY water argument when people talk about bagels, that bagels elsewhere in the country just don't taste the same.

So what's so fucked up about NY water that it makes any food product that has water in it taste different?
 

Itlan

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NJ is so gay, they have no culture except being jealous of the actual rich people in CT, and being obnoxious attention whores. Hence they attempt to lump themselves in with NY for ignorant people.

They embarrass the tri-state area.

Oh and Taco Bell has $1 chipolte chicken grillers + new grillers at $1. I was the 5th Fedora wearing gent in line to grab a dozen of them the other day.
Only state richer than NJ is Maryland. Try again, troll.
 

Grimmlokk

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I've always heard the NY water argument when people talk about bagels, that bagels elsewhere in the country just don't taste the same.

So what's so fucked up about NY water that it makes any food product that has water in it taste different?
It's just a stupid bullshit thing people say. Retards here talk about Pittsburgh water being why Iron City is so good, ignoring that Iron City is shitpiss. Same thing about Rolling Rock when it moved from Latrobe. "Oh I can taste the difference because the water". Retarded shit.


Also, my mom makes the best black beans
Can confirm.


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Grimmlokk

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No I think all the water in that region, regardless of source and processing and filtration and all these other variables, is filled with magic fairy dust.
 

Gravel

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I fully admit it could be because I've never had decent black beans, they always seems to taste muddy to me. Could be my screwy tastebuds too.
Weird. Go to the store and spend the 50 cents or whatever the fuck it is for like a pound of black beans. Soak them and cook. Add a bit of salt and they're delicious. Very hearty, almost like eating meat. Pretty hard to screw up too. Not sure why restaurant black beans aren't good.

Can throw some pepper, cilantro, and butter in there to fancy them up.
 

Itlan

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No I think all the water in that region, regardless of source and processing and filtration and all these other variables, is filled with magic fairy dust.
So soft water doesn't exist? Filtering water doesn't effect taste or concentrations of minerals? Keep being ignorant, and enjoy your shitty dough.
 

Tarrant

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Tarrant again proves his taste in food is utter ballsack.

Also, my mom makes the best black beans son. Cubans in general make black beans the best. Mexican black beans tend to be extremely hard and little seasoning is added as they focus more on the rice.
Fuck you're an easy mark.