The Fast Food Thread

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Khane

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Pumpkin flavored shit is basically The Matrix in real life. There is no pumpkin. It's butternut squash, because ignorance is bliss.
 

chaos

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No one cares you supertasting douchebag. Let us enjoy our pumpkin spice.

GET HIM!

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Sidian

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Had the FlameThrower GrillBurger from DQ the other day, wasn't bad at all. I swear they loaded my burger with that buffalo sauce or whatever they use because there was a shitload of it. Not bad at all, although rather expensive (almost $9 for a combo meal) To be honest though I'd rather just go get four triple cheeseburgers from McDonalds for the same price.

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McCheese

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Friendly's honey bbq chicken supermelt is amazing and if you have a Friendly's nearby, you should go and get one. Friendly's also gets major respect for overhauling their menu last year and actuallyremovingtheir healthy items in favor of more fried food, as opposed to introducing healthy shit like most places.

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Get the Reese's Pieces sundae for dessert to complete the foodgasm.
 

Gravy

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The last DQ burger I had was fucking horrific. It had every appearance of being over-microwaved.
 
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Hekotat

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They have them in Texas but you have to buy the box, you can't order them individually like you used to be able to.

I wish they had the Flamethrower sauce down here, it looks like we traded it off having tacos and fried jalepeno strips.

Gravy, you gotta hit them Texas DQ's, they don't fuck around.
 

Noodleface

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Ours have Dilly Bars by the box too, but they don't serve any other food except ice cream
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Friendly's is good food, never had an issue there. Their burgers are always pretty good and buffalo chicken is pretty spot on.
 

Hekotat

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Speaking of buffalo chicken, I saw that Whataburger has a new buffalo chicken strip sandwich on texas toast, anyone tried it?
 

BrutulTM

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I think all DQ's have dilly bars in boxes with their ice cream cakes. It does seem odd that when they have them in the store they wouldn't just put them on the menu as well.
 

Joeboo

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My local DQ still has Dilly Bars, but it's a seriously oldschool DQ. Looks straight out of the 1970s. Its awesome.

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Noodleface

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Bros, it is fucking happening.

There is a Sonic going in Rhode Island - first one in our immediate area ever. I've only been to Sonic once and it was in FL.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET?
 

Column_sl

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Sonic is pretty terrible food. Pretty much the only thing they serve that is edible is corn dogs.

Even the ice cream is the worst.
 

Mures

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A chili cheese coney topped with popcorn chicken with a side of mozarella sticks and a 76oz ocean water with extra nerds.