The Fast Food Thread

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Fifey

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Sonic is only good for drinks, that's it. The food is bad except for the jalape?o cheddar popper things. Ocean breeze and two orders of those and you have had all that sonic has to offer.
 
Borzak

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Sonic for the happy hour drinks in the afternoon if you happen to ge going by one.
 
Erronius

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"I'm hungry. Where do you wanna grab food at?"
"Let's go to Sonic, they have great drinks"

Shit makes no sense to me.
 
Gravy

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Heh, yeah I usually get unsweetened ice-tea. Sonics is good, but so are a lot of places.

I had an Ocean Water once, and it was pretty good.
 
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Khane

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I haven't gone to Sonic even once since they opened stores in CT 3 years ago. It's one of the most expensive fast food places and has some of the worst food of them all.
 
Hekotat

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joeboo_sl said:
There's nothing wrong with Sonic's hamburgers. They taste almost exactly like Whataburger(if you like them)

Supersonic Bacon Double Cheeseburger is quite tasty. Paired with chili cheese tots(obviously)
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They tasted like Whataburger about 8 years ago, now all you can taste is the condiments with meat texture.


Edit: I will concede that Sonic has great drinks, cheddar peppers and every since they stepped up their salsa game the ultimate meat and cheese breakfast burrito is good.
 
Borzak

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Happy hour at Sonic, half price drinks if you are driving around. Not a destination in itself, especially for food. I drink the cherry limeaide.
 
Lanx

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Erronius_sl said:
This chick ate 3ea 72oz steaks in 20 minutes...not sure what the total weight those 3 meals would be with everything included (potato, sides, etc) but I doubt it's over 20lbs. I can't even imagine someone doing 30lbs.

Woman eats three 72-ounce steaks in 20 minutes - CNN.com
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she bested previous record-holder Joey "Jaws" Chestnut.

The landmark Big Texan restaurant offers its "72-ounce Challenge" daily to anyone who can eat the massive steak, plus fixings, in under an hour. Those who can't do so must pay $72 for the meal.
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Major League Eating International Federation of Competitive Eating

Burritos, Long Form
14.25 lbs burritos/Illegal Pete's Burritos
10 Minutes/May 24, 2015
Joey "Jaws" Chestnut

A women that has bested Joey Chestnut is pretty impressive, one of his records is 14lbs in 10minutes. I'm pretty sure he could do 30lbs in 1hr easily.
 
Royal

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mures_sl said:
Almost looks like chicken nuggets in a bag, but then I noticed at the very top it says rice snack.
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Damn it sure does. All that yang script overwhelmed my eyes.


lanx_sl said:
A women that has bested Joey Chestnut is pretty impressive, one of his records is 14lbs in 10minutes. I'm pretty sure he could do 30lbs in 1hr easily.
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It's gonna depend on what's in the 30 lb burrito. If it's like half rice then he could end up cracking a rib going for it.
 
Lanx

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Gravy_sl said:
How do those people crap the next day? McCheese?
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Micah "Wing Kong" Collins, ranked thirteenth in the world by Major League Eating. He once ate 84 ounces of baked beans in 58 seconds. The man presumably knows from shits, and yet, when pressed, he said his post-hot-dog contest evacuation would probably only take 10 or 15 minutes, and would likely occur about three hours from the time of our chat. Pretty standard stuff.

Lee Vilinsky, a first-time competitor who received lusty boos for having the temerity to be from Canada, echoed Collins' sentiments. Though he wouldn't say when, exactly, he could expect to rid himself of the day's work, Vilinsky speculated that the result would be "Not pretty."

Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti seemed like a good candidate to give me more detail. The third-place finisher at 51 hot dogs, Bertoletti, who ate in a Speedo, seemed like the answer to a poop enthusiast's prayers. "There's Porta-Potties back there, I think they might just explode, to be honest." Alas, he was joking-apparently those Porta-Potties generally go unused. Bertoletti said he'd need a good eight hours before he had really digested the 51 dogs, and he was disinclined to predict size or intensity that far into the future. Bertoletti claimed to have "tons more space" in his stomach, and explained that what separates Chestnut from his competition is the ability to eat until he's at true capacity without succumbing to tangential roadblocks, such as throat soreness, or fatigue.
 
Lanx

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Royal_sl said:
It's gonna depend on what's in the 30 lb burrito. If it's like half rice then he could end up cracking a rib going for it.
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2 challengers said a lot of beans, a lot of rice and the burritto shell was really thick. you also have to finish a ghost pepper margaritta.
 
BrutulTM

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lanx_sl said:
A women that has bested Joey Chestnut is pretty impressive, one of his records is 14lbs in 10minutes. I'm pretty sure he could do 30lbs in 1hr easily.
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Based on that rate he eat 2016 lbs in 24 hours but I don't think that's how it works.
 
Hekotat

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Had my first Volcano Quesarita last week and it was meh, tried another one today and it was the shit. For whomever it was that had a bad one, I recommend trying again another time.
 
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