The Fast Food Thread

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Crone

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Got the big box today from the Bell. Didn't win a gold ps4 but the volcano quesarito was amazing. I always remove the rice and add beans.
 

Chysamere

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Sometimes I'm reminded of why I live in Japan.

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Excuse me, I'm about to have a McCheese moment.
 

Agraza

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I thought it was all the 4 foot tall yellow girls that drool over your white giant frame from 3 kilometers away.

What are those anyway? They look like hushpuppies in maple syrup.
 

Chysamere

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I thought it was all the 4 foot tall yellow girls that drool over your white giant frame from 3 kilometers away.

What are those anyway? They look like hushpuppies in maple syrup.
Takoyaki.

Takoyaki (???? or ??) is a ball-shaped Japanese snack made of a wheat flour-based batter and cooked in a special takoyaki pan. It is typically filled with minced or diced octopus (tako), tempura scraps (tenkasu), pickled ginger, and green onion. Takoyaki are brushed with takoyaki sauce (similar to Worcestershire sauce) and mayonnaise, and then sprinkled with green laver (aonori) and shavings of dried bonito (katsuobushi).
 

Therage

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Not sure if technically fast food, but the new marbled cookie brownie from dominos is pretty damn good. Especially since you get 9 Brownies for 5.99. If you really want that diabetic coma can get some sweet icing to dunk them in.

*edit* I do work at a dominos but still, they are probably the best desert I've gotten from a quick serve place in a while.
 

Regime

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I was about to say you get to make amazing things.

P.s.
Just bit into my volcano quesarito with extra lava sauce.

Fucking amazing.
 

Gravy

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Takoyaki.

Takoyaki (???? or ??) is a ball-shaped Japanese snack made of a wheat flour-based batter and cooked in a special takoyaki pan. It is typically filled with minced or diced octopus (tako), tempura scraps (tenkasu), pickled ginger, and green onion. Takoyaki are brushed with takoyaki sauce (similar to Worcestershire sauce) and mayonnaise, and then sprinkled with green laver (aonori) and shavings of dried bonito (katsuobushi).
I'd try one, because I'm a fucking baller, but I'm like Noodle, they looked better before you described them.
 
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joz123

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I've had fish balls at the local asian restaurants around me and they are the blandest thing I have ever eaten. Have to drench them in soy or teriyaki sauce to be edible really.
 

Grimmlokk

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Sometimes I'm reminded of why I live in Japan.
What are those anyway? They look like hushpuppies in maple syrup.
In the future instead if waiting for the prompt just tell us what the fuck the weird Japanese shit you are about to subject your body to actually is. Pictures of chips or rice cakes or whatever the fuck are great, but instead of the way you do it now say what the fuck they are in the original post please. "About to eat these" WHAT ARE THESE!? Just fucking post it.
 

Noodleface

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Got pizza Hut tonight and it sucked dick. Wanted to try their buffalo ranch sauce and when I got it it was just a container of Frank's red hot. Fuck pizza hut
 

Lanx

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I've had fish balls at the local asian restaurants around me and they are the blandest thing I have ever eaten. Have to drench them in soy or teriyaki sauce to be edible really.
best fish balls are from da street in nyc. i think it's still $2 for 6
 

Therage

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Noodle go order a pan pizza from dominos ask for the 8.99 2 topping pan special (code 9204) get a fucking delicious pan pizza not wet pizza box pizza. Then ask them for the marbled cookie brownie for 5.99 (special otherwise they are 6.99)and be amazed at a place that doesn't suck. (disclaimer I can't promise your dominos is as baller as my store, but if anyone is in Indiana and wants a free dominos pizza feel free to pm me)
 

pharmakos

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pizza hut went way downhill in quality. they went down in price, too (while other chains were increasing prices). but the tradeoff totally wasn't worth it. they should have tried to stay as a luxury price thing instead of lowering themselves to the lowest common denominator.

they use a lot more frozen things now, including their dough, which comes in on trucks now.... whereas back in their heyday they made it fresh in house every morning. there's also been a bunch of other little changes that together add up to a way crappier product... i've got a good friend that's been a manager at pizza hut for 15 years. i forget all the details, but even he says that they suck now.
 

Erronius

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pizza hut went way downhill in quality. they went down in price, too (while other chains were increasing prices). but the tradeoff totally wasn't worth it. they should have tried to stay as a luxury price thing instead of lowering themselves to the lowest common denominator.

they use a lot more frozen things now, including their dough, which comes in on trucks now.... whereas back in their heyday they made it fresh in house every morning. there's also been a bunch of other little changes that together add up to a way crappier product... i've got a good friend that's been a manager at pizza hut for 15 years. i forget all the details, but even he says that they suck now.
AKA the McDonalds of Pizza
 

Xevy

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I had those Dorito's Loaded things:

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Kinda decent. The outside tasted like a better version of the Dorito Locos tacos shell. The inside unfortunately did not really have enough cheese in it and dried out quickly. If they had more cheese inside and a few slices of jalapeno inside, they'd be fucking amazing. Maybe some one with more time will try to doctor up their own version.
 

Noodleface

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Noodle go order a pan pizza from dominos ask for the 8.99 2 topping pan special (code 9204) get a fucking delicious pan pizza not wet pizza box pizza. Then ask them for the marbled cookie brownie for 5.99 (special otherwise they are 6.99)and be amazed at a place that doesn't suck. (disclaimer I can't promise your dominos is as baller as my store, but if anyone is in Indiana and wants a free dominos pizza feel free to pm me)
My usual goto now at Domino's is getting a large pizza with 3x extra cheese for like $6.99 on M-Thurs. Last night I decided to try Pizza Hut again and it fucking sucked. Also my pizza seemed undercooked.

Last time I eat Pizza Hut.. shame.
 

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Jesus Christ someone get noodle some Dominos.

Order some Lava cakes and cookie brownies too.

Oh and some Metamucil.