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So, lets talk about Halloween Candy

So I'm fishing through my kids halloween candy last night and I find a Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cup. I think to myself "WTF is this concoction of the gods? I have never seen this before in my life"

I love butterfingers

I love peanut butter cups

But this...THIS...this is nothing fit for human consumption

this thing is absolutely putrid

Its like sub-par chocolate filled with a melty, flavorless butterfinger. Blech. Zero crunch, bad texture, bad flavor, just bad.

I've never been so disappointed in a candy/dessert in my entire life
Agreed, I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. It seems like a no-brainer when you think about it but the execution was awful,

I am in a class this week in a hotel that closes their kitchen down for lunch (what the fuck...) so I am eating white cheddar cheese-its, gatorade, and a whatchamacallit for lunch. LUNCH OF THE GODS.
 

Vaclav

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Agreed, I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. It seems like a no-brainer when you think about it but the execution was awful,

I am in a class this week in a hotel that closes their kitchen down for lunch (what the fuck...) so I am eating white cheddar cheese-its, gatorade, and a whatchamacallit for lunch. LUNCH OF THE GODS.
I nominate we call that the McCheese Special.
 

Lanx

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whatchamacallit for lunch.
whatchamacallit is the "low tier" of Hersheys and does not use real cocoa, only vegetable oil.
https://www.thehersheycompany.com/br...candy-bar.aspx
SUGAR; HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP; CRISP RICE; PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (PALM KERNEL AND SOYBEAN OIL); VEGETABLE OIL (COCOA BUTTER, PALM, SHEA, SUNFLOWER AND/OR SAFFLOWER OIL); PARTIALLY DEF ATTED PEANUTS; NONFAT MILK; CHOCOLATE; PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED COCONUT OIL; CORN SYRUP SOLIDS; WHEY (MILK); CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: DAIRY BUTTER (MILK); MILK FAT; SALT; MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES; SOY LECI THIN; MOLASSES; BARLEY MALT; VANILLIN, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR; DISODIUM PHOSPHATE
the hershey's bar is "top tier" and will never use "substitute" oils, here compare the recipe
MILK CHOCOLATE [CANE SUGAR; MILK; CHOCOLATE; COCOA BUTTER; MILK FAT; LECITHIN (SOY); NATURAL FLAVOR]
 

BrutulTM

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Do you have any clue what you are talking about? Antibiotics are being commonly included in animal feed for a growth side-effect. Companies and individuals are right to discourage this practice for a number of reasons. Chief among these it creates infections with resistances to antibiotic treatment.
There is an argument to be made that growth promoting antibiotics should not be used because it could increase antibiotic resistant bacteria. I believe that most antibiotics that are used in this way are ones that aren't used in human medicine but regardless I don't have a problem with people being against this. HOWEVER, "all natural" doesn't just rule out this practice, but all use of antibiotics in food animals. For example, we sold our calves as "all natural" this year and a month before they sold one of them got sick and I had to give him a shot. I also had to notch his ear and remove his RFID tag to ensure that he wouldn't be sold with the rest of the calves. For now there is still a viable market for animals that are not "all natural" so I will sell him separately, probably for $2-400 less than if I had not given him a shot. The concern is that this "antibiotic free" marketing term will lead to there not being a market for animals that have been treated for sickness at some point in their life and it will lead to unethical farmers just letting their animals get sick and possibly die or lying about treating them to avoid their animals being labeled as unfit for food even though their meat is absolutely fine to eat and contains no antibiotics.

What makes Chipotle scumbags is that they imply in their advertising that use of antibiotics is somehow equivalent to animal cruelty (the opposite is true in most cases) and also that eating meat from animals who have never been treated with antibiotics is somehow healthier than other meat which is total bullshit. Every antibiotic used in animal health has a mandated withdrawal period and it is illegal to slaughter any animal with antibiotics in their system. The shot I gave that calf made it illegal to slaughter him for meat for 45 days. After that point the antibiotic is out of his system and there is no reason that his meat would be any different than any other beef but he is now tainted for life because of silly ass paranoia pushed by assholes trying to sell 1400 calorie e. coli laced burritos and telling you how healthy they are.

TL/DR Fuck Chipotle in their sanctimonious asses.
 

Mures

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So, lets talk about Halloween Candy

So I'm fishing through my kids halloween candy last night and I find a Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cup. I think to myself "WTF is this concoction of the gods? I have never seen this before in my life"

I love butterfingers

I love peanut butter cups

But this...THIS...this is nothing fit for human consumption

this thing is absolutely putrid

Its like sub-par chocolate filled with a melty, flavorless butterfinger. Blech. Zero crunch, bad texture, bad flavor, just bad.

I've never been so disappointed in a candy/dessert in my entire life
On the other hand in the big bag o candy we bought there were snicker's peanut butter sqares, basically a snicker's and reese's peanut butter cup in one, it was amazing.
 

Lanx

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TL/DR Fuck Chipotle in their sanctimonious asses.
so i'm totally ignorant on farm/animal stuff i eat. Does livestock live w/o antibiotics at all? like when a calf is popped outta momma, does it get a few injections (like human babies do cuz of diseases and shit) or does it just get a spray and wash and runs around for a few days and if it starts to snort snot, you pump it up with meds?
 

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No, they are not given any medication on our place unless they get sick. That shit is expensive, you don't want to use it if you don't need to and out of the 400ish calves I raised this year I believe only two received any antibiotics. They are given vaccinations just like human babies are but that is not antibiotics.
 

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There is an argument to be made that growth promoting antibiotics should not be used because it could increase antibiotic resistant bacteria. I believe that most antibiotics that are used in this way are ones that aren't used in human medicine but regardless I don't have a problem with people being against this. HOWEVER, "all natural" doesn't just rule out this practice, but all use of antibiotics in food animals. For example, we sold our calves as "all natural" this year and a month before they sold one of them got sick and I had to give him a shot. I also had to notch his ear and remove his RFID tag to ensure that he wouldn't be sold with the rest of the calves. For now there is still a viable market for animals that are not "all natural" so I will sell him separately, probably for $2-400 less than if I had not given him a shot. The concern is that this "antibiotic free" marketing term will lead to there not being a market for animals that have been treated for sickness at some point in their life and it will lead to unethical farmers just letting their animals get sick and possibly die or lying about treating them to avoid their animals being labeled as unfit for food even though their meat is absolutely fine to eat and contains no antibiotics.

What makes Chipotle scumbags is that they imply in their advertising that use of antibiotics is somehow equivalent to animal cruelty (the opposite is true in most cases) and also that eating meat from animals who have never been treated with antibiotics is somehow healthier than other meat which is total bullshit. Every antibiotic used in animal health has a mandated withdrawal period and it is illegal to slaughter any animal with antibiotics in their system. The shot I gave that calf made it illegal to slaughter him for meat for 45 days. After that point the antibiotic is out of his system and there is no reason that his meat would be any different than any other beef but he is now tainted for life because of silly ass paranoia pushed by assholes trying to sell 1400 calorie e. coli laced burritos and telling you how healthy they are.

TL/DR Fuck Chipotle in their sanctimonious asses.
This is what I was trying to get at, I figured if anyone in here could explain it better it would be you. I just help my friends, I don't live it like they and you do. Thanks for the insight sir.
 

Lanx

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No, they are not given any medication on our place unless they get sick. That shit is expensive, you don't want to use it if you don't need to and out of the 400ish calves I raised this year I believe only two received any antibiotics. They are given vaccinations just like human babies are but that is not antibiotics.
ok, do you think hippies confuse vaccinations w/antibiotics or vice versa? just like how was ignorant they get anything w/ a needle?
 

BrutulTM

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I have not personally heard of anyone having a problem with vaccinations but it wouldn't surprise me.
 

lurkingdirk

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I know a few people who don't vaccinate their children. Remarkably, they are all extreme right-winged uneducated Republicans. Every single one.
 

McCheese

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Oh the snicker's peanut butter squares are heaven, oh yes. It is known.
Yeah, I really like the peanut butter snickers squares. I think I posted here a while ago about how disappointed I was in the Twix peanut butter variant; most of my disappointment stemmed from the fact that Snickers peanut butter is so amazing, I was expecting the same from Twix.

In other news, I'm preparing for Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl this weekend. Shooting for the initial bowl + 8 refills, with meatballs and/or sausage on each. I've started my tapering, so my body should be ready by Sunday.
 

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Yeah like I said before, Twix altered their recipe and basically turned the best candy bar of all time into the shit-tieriest of all time.
 

Gravy

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Yeah, I really like the peanut butter snickers squares. I think I posted here a while ago about how disappointed I was in the Twix peanut butter variant; most of my disappointment stemmed from the fact that Snickers peanut butter is so amazing, I was expecting the same from Twix.

In other news, I'm preparing for Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl this weekend. Shooting for the initial bowl + 8 refills, with meatballs and/or sausage on each. I've started my tapering, so my body should be ready by Sunday.
I'll be thinking about you on Sunday. God Speed.
 
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