The Fast Food Thread

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Grimmlokk

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McCheese_sl said:
In other news, I'm preparing for Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl this weekend. Shooting for the initial bowl + 8 refills, with meatballs and/or sausage on each. I've started my tapering, so my body should be ready by Sunday.
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You need to document this thoroughly. We all want to believe, but you've never offered any evidence(that I can remember). You could be some tiny twink of a man and not the human skyscraper we all want you to be. You finish that tapering and then you cultivate the fuck out of that mass on Sunday. With pictures.

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Gravy

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Never seen it. When I think Munch, I think Butt Munch.

Like others have mentioned though, that Snickers Peanut Butter is really good. I'd eat pretty much anything Snickery. Even Munch.
 
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Alex

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I had to be at the airport hella early this morning but the Chick-fil-A was open so I was amped. Assholes don't serve the spicy chicken biscuit. WTF Cleveland airport Chick-fil-A. Should have gotten Currito.
 
Hekotat

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lanx_sl said:
whatchamacallit is the "low tier" of Hersheys and does not use real cocoa, only vegetable oil.
https://www.thehersheycompany.com/br...candy-bar.aspx


the hershey's bar is "top tier" and will never use "substitute" oils, here compare the recipe
MILK CHOCOLATE [CANE SUGAR; MILK; CHOCOLATE; COCOA BUTTER; MILK FAT; LECITHIN (SOY); NATURAL FLAVOR]
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This was my favorite candy bar growing up, I am crushed.

I had no idea they changed the Twix recipe, I thought I was just getting older because it didn't taste right. Fucking right twixxers.
 
Lanx

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Yeah like I said before, Twix altered their recipe and basically turned the best candy bar of all time into the shit-tieriest of all time.
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sources tell me a certain factory in the US (i won't name it) could not keep up w/ production so they exported it to Brazil, which used less cocoa content and sugar wafer on hand, and called it a new recipe with a bunch of other PR announcements.
 
Noodleface

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lanx_sl said:
sources tell me a certain factory in the US (i won't name it) could not keep up w/ production so they exported it to Brazil, which used less cocoa content and sugar wafer on hand, and called it a new recipe with a bunch of other PR announcements.
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That's so shitty. As far as I knew, the regular Twix was far more popular than peanut butter ever was. But on top of that, they got rid of the chocolate cookie inside and changed it to whatever the hell they're using now.

They should be ashamed.
 
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Alex_sl said:
I had to be at the airport hella early this morning but the Chick-fil-A was open so I was amped. Assholes don't serve the spicy chicken biscuit. WTF Cleveland airport Chick-fil-A. Should have gotten Currito.
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Wow that sucks ass. Heaven is 2 spicy chicken biscuits, hash browns and a Dr. Pepper.
 
Alex

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Right? The spicy chicken biscuit is one of the most superior fast food items in existence. I was so disappointed.
 
Royal

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lanx_sl said:
sources tell me a certain factory in the US (i won't name it) could not keep up w/ production so they exported it to Brazil, which used less cocoa content and sugar wafer on hand, and called it a new recipe with a bunch of other PR announcements.
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You would think a huge company could get it's product made with as much cocoa and sugar wafer as they wanted, in Brazil or anywhere else. Sounds like a profitability play to me.
 
Alex

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Y'all need to embrace buffalo sauce. It goes with way more than your think.
 
Khane

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You uncultured heathens! I'm sure fast food in Louisiana has remoulade!
 
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